Joy: I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I've got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin in, there ain't no doubt and I'm hangin tough, over and out!
Hosts:.........
Kelp: Wow.
Joy: All hail the great George Carlin.
Nightflyer: Dear moons, that's a lot of words to memorize.
Joy: I know.
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: Starflight, time for your cocaine!
Starflight: I like cocaine.
Air: Woah, let's go back to nougat there, Jack.
Starflight: *takes cocaine*
Sunny: How do you feel?
Starflight: I FEEL TREMENDOUS! ACES! ADEPT! DOWNRIGHT CONSUMMATE, UNMITIGATED AND OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!
Kinkajou: I did not understand half of those words.
Umber: I wonder what would happen if I made Deathbringer gay.
Starflight: I know what would happen! He'd start rambling about citrus and try to lick me!
Deathbringer: What-
Starflight: I DON'T KNOW, IT HAPPENED IN A FANFIC ONCE.
Air: That phrase relates to too much of my vocabulary.
Nightflyer: I know.
Umber: Qibli, you're gay now, okay?
Qibli: Okay.
Sunny: Wait what?
Joy: Umber has the power to make anyone gay.
D.O.D.:...........
Tsunami: RUN BITCH RUN!!!
Deathbringer: Shit.
Umber: *laughs evilly*
Glory: So THAT'S why the entire Rainwing tribe went gay yesterday....
Umber: They are LITERALLY a tribe of RAINBOWS. They HAD to be gay.
Kinkajou: You didn't make me gay.
Umber: Aren't you already?
Kinkajou: No, I'm dating Turtle....
Umber: Oh.... Well..... You're gay now.
Kinkajou:.....Crap.
Carnelian: Does the gayness fade away after awhile, or am I permanently a lesbian now?
Seashell: You're whatever you want to be, Carnelian.
Umber: She was so gay before this dare; I don't know what she's talking about.
Carnelian: I am NOT-
Winter: *chewing gum*
Carnelian: He's CHEWING GUM!
Winter: It helps me think!
Carnelian: Sweetie, you're wasting your gum.
Rainkeeper: If you can name the movie that's from, you're my favorite person.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
Ongoing Insanity (Both)
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