Magical Gay Powers (J.W.)

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Carnelian:.... A little.

Moon: Crap it works.

Winter: Carnelian, do yourself a favor, and DO NOT GET INVOLVED IN MOON'S LOVE LIFE.

Qibli: Three moons, if she does, we'll have a pentagram.

Air: Oh my gosh, you just gave me the answer on how to summon gay Satan.

Nightflyer: What?

Air: Don't question it. Umber! I need a favor!

Umber: Yes?

Air: *throws everyone from Supernatural at him*

Air: MAKE THEM GAY.

Umber: Okaaaaaaay.

Air: Except Jack. I want Jack to have a girlfriend, because I need to see Dean, Sam, and Cas try to offer him relationship advice.

Nightflyer: OH MY GOSH THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.

Air: I KNOW.

Air: *grabs Dean Winchester*

Air: Make him more gay.

Umber: But he's already bi.

Air: Yeah, well judging by the ten seasons of subtext and eye sex we've got, that's not gay enough.

Umber: Okay. *snaps talons*

Dean:.....Nothing's different.

Umber: Exactly.

Umber: So, how long do these powers last?

Nightflyer: Three dares.

Seashell: Use them wisely.

Joy: *hands him a potato*

Joy: With great power, comes great responsibility.

Umber:......I'll be back....

Umber: *runs away*

Kinkajou: This isn't going to end well for Pyrrhia, is it?

Turtle: Nope.

Moon: I'm afraid.

Carnelian: You should be.

*Meanwhile, in the Rainforest*

Jambu:.....Do you hear something?

Mangrove: Yeah, what is that?

*noise gets louder*

Mangrove: Wait, listen, I think I can make out the words!

Just cause I'm afraid of the snow....

Jambu: What is that?

Or my favorite color is the rainbow....

Umber: *slams into the rainforest, wearing a pride flag cape*

Umber: MY WHOLE FAMILY THINKS I'M GAY!!!!

Umber: *throws skittles*

Jambu/Mangrove: *screams*

Umber: AAAAND, *pokes Jambu* YOU'RE GAY!

Jambu: Wait what? Why? What is this? Mangrove! Help me!!!

Mangrove: *runs away*

Jambu: DAMMIT MANGROVE!

Meanwhile.....

Flame: *sees a button*

Flame: I wonder what this does.

Flame: *presses button*

Flame: Oh, I'm gay now.

Meanwhile.....

Umber: *parading around, singing and making everybody gay*

Seashell: I think we may have gone too far...

Joy: Nope.

Nightflyer: Not at all.

Air: Let him have his fun, and bring in your gay ships.

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: S'cuz me, I need to go find Seamus and Dean.

Seashell: BRB I gotta go visit a Southside Serpents meeting and kidnap some boys.

Rainkeeper: I think it's about time John and Sherlock got together.

Joy: I'll go get Arthur and Merlin.

Air: I'll go grab Jo. Once she's officially gay, I can set her up with Charlie.

Kelp:.......This game is so freaking weird.

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