Moon: Qibli is already great, and I know he'd treat me like a queen. He's so nice, but, I have to admit, if I were to friend zone either of them, it'd probably be Qibli. He's easy friend zone material.
Air: What about Winterwatcher?
Moon: Me likey.
Moon: If, you know, Winter wasn't such a FREAKING ICE MONSTER ALL THE TIME. I mean COME ON dude, lighten up.
Air: Moonbli?
Moon: Love it, but I think Qibli's a little too gay for Winter to just be with me alone.
Air: Qinterwatcher?
Moon: That ends the boys problems, but it leaves me as a third wheel, which I don't like. I'm just here until one of them moves on from me, so I can snag the other.
Air: Qinter?
Moon:........This is confidential, right?
Air: Yes.
Moon: Well, in that case....
Moon: OH MY MOONS I SHIP IT SO HARD. THEY ARE SO IN DENIAL ABOUT BEING IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER.
Air: *Destiel deja vu*
Moon: Honestly, some days I'm tempted to tell them I'm already dating someone so that they'd stop liking me and date each other.
Air: Really.
Moon: Hell yeah, really. Kinkajou has already offered to be my fake girlfriend for a while if I want to go through with that plan.
Air: I don't think Turtle would like that plan.
Moon: Kinkajou's already got an understanding with him.
Air:......You've really worked out all the details of this, haven't you?
Moon: Yes I have. Qinter for life.
Air: Anything else to add?
Moon: I like Winter and Qibli. Qibli's my boyfriend, and Winter is our shared mistress.
Air: *tries not to laugh*
Meanwhile......
Seashell: So, Winter- thoughts on Qibli and Moon?
Winter: I hate them. They are SUPER ANNOYING AND EXTREMELY AGGRAVATING.
Seashell: Dude.... this is confidential, you can tell the truth.
Winter: THAT IS THE TRUTH. Moon is an obnoxious, attractive, aggravating little gnat who won't get out of my head, and Qibli is an annoyingly intelligent, kinda cute, overly pompous jerk!
Seashell:.....Got it. Thoughts on Winterwatcher?
Winter:........Does that still exist?
Seashell: There are some believers left, yes.
Joy: *bursts into the room* YOU BREAK ME DOWN,
Rainkeeper: *dives in behind her* YOU BUILD ME UP
Joy/Rainkeeper: BELIEVER, BELIEVER!
Seashell/Winter:........
Seashell: Were you eavesdropping on us?
Joy: Yes.
Rainkeeper: Why did we blow our cover for the sake of an Imagine Dragons reference?
Joy: Because Imagine Dragons is awesome.
Rainkeeper: True.
Seashell: Get out!
Joy: BUT WE'RE BOOOOOORRRRREDDDDD
Rainkeeper: I don't think Joy has ever had a dare where she has nothing to do.
Winter: Then go tell Umber that not everyone likes the rainbow.
Joy:......
Rainkeeper:......
Rainkeeper: No thanks.
Joy: We value our lives, thank you very much.
Rainkeeper: And who doesn't like the rainbow?
Joy: I like the rainbow. All those pretty colors.
Rainkeeper: We're Rainwings. We're named after the freaking rainbow. We have to like it.
Seashell: LEAVE.
Joy: Yeah, yeah, don't get your panties in a wad.
Rainkeeper: *bursts out laughing* WHAT?
Joy/Rainkeeper: *leaves*
Winter:......
Seashell: So! Where were we? Ah, yes, Winterwatcher opinion?
Winter: My entire tribe would slaughter me for it, but.... I've got nothing against it.
Seashell: Moonbli?
Winter: DEATH TO IT.
Seashell: Qinter?
Winter:..........Well....
Winter: I mean......
Winter: Qibli did say he'd marry me.....
Seashell: I think we established that he meant that as a joke.
Winter: Still though.....It's the thought that counts.
Seashell: And what would be your opinion on that?
Winter:........I guess it wouldn't be the WORST thing in the world...
Seashell: QINTER CONFIRMED!
Winter: NO.
Seashell: YES.
Seashell: Qinterwatcher?
Winter: It's weird, but it works. I reluctantly approve.
Seashell: Anything else to add?
Winter: Moon is my girlfriend, and Qibli's just this guy who's stalking us both because he loves us.
Seashell:.....Interesting interpretation.
Umber: *bursts into the room*
Umber: YOU DON'T LIKE THE RAINBOW, YOU SORRY SON OF A SQUIRREL?!!?!?!?
Air: *slams through the wall*
Air: What about Squirrels?
Umber: *crams skittles in Winter's mouth*
Umber: TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!!!
Air:......*slowly backs away*
Nightflyer: Well, that was something.....
Rainkeeper: Hey readers, in honor of the super bowl....
Seashell: What's your favorite Sports Team?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
But How Do you FEEL? (J.W.)
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