Kinkajou: Mini Kinkajou??!?!?!!?! WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GET A MINI ME!?!?!?!?
Seashell: Mini me, quit humping the laser!
Joy: He's in the box.
Rainkeeper: In this box?
Joy: Yes, next to Jose.
Rainkeeper: Okaaaaay.
Joy: CAREFUL!
Rainkeeper: What?
Joy: He's really ugly.
Jose: He is ugly, senor.
Joy: He's nasty looking.
Rainkeeper: *takes out a mini Kinkajou form a box*
Kinkajou: I thought you said she was ugly!
Joy: HE IS!!!! *bursts out laughing*
Kinkajou: He looks a little like me.
Joy: Nooooooo, he looks A LOT LIKE YOU!
Kinkajou: This isn't funny.
Joy: Then why is everybody else LAUGHING??
Kinkajou:......What's its name?
Air: Mini Kinkajou?
Joy: Little ugly ass Jeff.
Nightflyer: I'd appreciate it if you didn't use the word ass.
Joy: Oh, I didn't. IT's all one word. LittleUglyAssJeff.
Rainkeeper: WOULD YOU STOP THE JEFF DUNHAM BIT SO WE CAN DO THE DARE????
Turtle: What if we called her Mini Kinkie?
Joy: Nikki, that is WRONG!
Turtle: No it's not!
Winter: WTF IS HAPPENING?!!?!?!
Nightflyer: REFERENCES!!!
Rainkeeper: *ties Mini Kinkajou to Winter*
Air: *shoves Moon, Qibli, and Winter into a closet*
Moon: Why is the closet wallpapered with flannel?
Air: What, Dean's been in there for over 14 years- you didn't think he'd do some redecorating to feel more at home?
Players:..........
Air: *locks closet door*
Qibli: Soooooo.....We get to make out now, right?
Moon: I guess.
Winter: Go to hell, both of you.
Mini Kinkie: WINTER SHUT UP, MOONBLI'S GONNA SAIL!!!!
Winter: How are you already MORE annoying then normal Kinkajou?
Mini Kinkie: Because I can be! I'm the Scrappy to Scooby! I gotta be more annoying!
Winter: I hate you so much...
Qibli/Moon: *making out*
Winter: I WILL RIP YOUR FACES OFF-
Kinkajou: NO YOU WON'T!!! *clings to Winter's face*
Winter: GET OFF ME, YOU LITTLE-
OTher players/Hosts:.............
Carnelian: You know, we should really have a card game or somryhing to do while everyone else sits in the closet.
Air: You think Jack has anything to do while the rest of the world sits in the closet? No. He just sits and eats nougat candy bars like a good little child.
Players:........
Umber: Can I have a nougat candy bar?
Rainkeeper: No.
Umber: Why not?
Joy: Because we said so.
*seven minutes later*
Winter: GET. THIS. FREAKING. SPIDER MONKEY. OFF ME.
Mini Kinkie: *chewing on Winter's ear*
Mini Kinkie: He tastes like sparkle flavored Popsicles!!
Moon: It is very hard to make out when Winter is screaming at you.
Qibli: Eh, you get used to it.
Moon:......I'm sorry, WHAT?
Kinkajou: Can I keep Mini Kinkie?
Hosts:........
Nightflyer: Yes.
Turtle: YESSSSSSSS.
Joy: Okay, question time for our audience!
Air: What's your FAVORITE present you have EVER gotten?
Nightflyer: Well, one time I got a stone stature of a gargoyle reading ab ook. That was pretty cool.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
Mini Kinkie! (J.W.)
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