Joy, Give Him Back The Oscar. (Hosts)

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Ember:.........

Ember: Lovebirds.

Ander: *snaps talons*

*Nightflyer, Faithbringer, Macaw, and Joy appear in fancy restaurant*

Joy: Welp, let's get this over with. *sits down*

Macaw: *slides next to her*

Joy:.....Um, *physically strains* Macaw....

Macaw: Yes my lovely?

Joy: How about you sit on the OTHER side of the table.

Macaw: But then I'd be further away from you.

Joy: But then.....Then I could see your face better!

Macaw: Oh, okay! *moves*

Joy: *whispers* Nightflyer save me.

Nightflyer: *whispers back* Kill me now. 

Joy: So! Macaw, how are you?

Macaw: Better, now that you're here.

Joy: Awww, that's.....tolerating. 

Nightflyer: How are you acting this well?

Joy: I internally killed myself, and I deserve a bloody Oscar, that's how.

Nightflyer: When this is over, I'll steal Leonard DiCaprio's Oscar and give it to you.

Joy: Thank you. 

Faithbringer: SOOOO, Nighty, how are you?

Nightflyer: Nauseous.

Faithbringer: Well that's too bad- are you sick?

Nightflyer:......No.

Faithbringer:.....Okaaay then.... Do you and Joy know each other well?

Joy: Oh yeah.

Nightflyer: Very well.

Faithbringer: Oh. Well.....

Faithbringer: *grabs Joy* 

Faithbringer: He's MINE.

Joy: TAKE HIM! TAKE THE RAINWING TOO FOR ALL I CARE! JUST LEMME GO HOME!

Nightflyer:....Wow. I feel so loved, Joy.

Joy: Oh shut up, I'd rescue you.

Macaw: You'd rescue me too, right lovely?

Joy:.......Suuuure. And then I'd bring you to a very special place.

Macaw: *grins* What kind of special place?

Joy: *smiles* My torture chamber. And then I'd rip to pieces with all my weapons.

Macaw: Awesome.

Joy:..........You just keep thinking that.

Faithbringer: Kiss me Nighty! It's part of the DARE!!!!

Nightflyer: *squirming away from her*

Nightflyer: I saw NOTHING in the dare that said I had to kiss YOU!

Haze: *randomly appears*

Haze: Right here. "have to go on a date and kiss"

Nightflyer: Never said who had to kiss who.

Haze:......Well you gotta kiss somebody.

Nightflyer: DONE.

Haze: Kay. See ya. *disappears*

Faithbringer: NOW can I kiss you? PLEASE NIGHTY ILOVEYOU!!!!!

Nightflyer: But you can't love me!

Faithbringer:.....Why not?

Nightflyer: *sighs* Joy, I think it's about time we came clean.

Joy:.........Okaaaay?

Nightflyer: We can't keep leading them on like this. 

Joy: You're totally right. We can't.

Macaw: What's he talking about, lovely?

Joy: Macaw, I can't be with you.

Macaw: WHAT? WHY?!

Nightflyer: Because she's in love with me.

Faithbringer: She IS?!?!

Joy: I AM??

Nightflyer: Oh yes. It's been going on for quite some time now.

Macaw: But-But I thought-

Joy: You thought wrong MAcaw, like always.

Macaw: But lovely-

Joy: Oh my moons- I'LL NEVER BE YOUR LOVELY, MACAW.

Macaw: *sobs*

Faithbringer: You're lying! Joy could never appreciate someone as perfect as you, Nighty.

Nightflyer: Yes she can.

Joy: Oh YEAH. I totally love Nightflyer's...........face.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Faithbringer: Prove it!

Nightflyer: With love so strong, we don't have to prove anything!

*Shore appears*

Shore: Tick tock, dare peoples.

Joy:.......

Nightflyer:..........

Joy: Moons forgive me. *grabs Nightflyer*

Nightflyer: Wha-

Joy: *kisses Nightflyer*

Shore: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *runs away*

Faithbringer: *breaks down and sobs*

Macaw: Don't worry, Faithbringer. We'll grieve together.

Joy:.........You two deserve each other.

Nightflyer: Definitely.

Joy/Nightflyer: *run away*

Hosts:..............

Air:.......Joy, did you just kiss my boyfriend?

Joy: I HAD NO CHOICE!

Seashell: *grins at picture of Joy and Nightflyer kissing*

Seashell: FINALLY, the blackmail I needed!

Joy: *sets picture on fire*

Seashell: Jokes on you, it's on my google drive.

Rainkeeper: I am severely grossed out.

Shore: Nope I beat you in that category. *shudders*

Nightflyer: *leaves and comes back*

Nightflyer: Joy, as promised. *gives her Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar*

Joy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

*Elsewhere*

Leonardo DiCaprio:........*cries*

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