Kinkajou: *leans over the seat*
Kinkajou: Hi Turtle.
Turtle: Hi Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: Wazzup?
Turtle: Carnelian's elbow is stuck in my ribs. That's what.
Carnelian: Well, if Qibli would MOVE his stupid tail barb, you wouldn't have that issue.
Qibli: Well, if SOMEBODY would've let me sit in the BACK, you wouldn't have to worry about my tail barb!
Umber: Hey, I got here first, freckles, deal with it!
Kinkajou: I'll switch with Carnelian.
Carnelian: HELL NO. I'm not getting stuck back there with Umber!
Umber: Oh that's it! *gives Carnelian a wet willie*
Carnelian: *screeches and lunges for Umber*
Moon: Carnelian! Sit down!
Umber: *screams*
Kinkajou: *somehow gets shoved into the backseat and lands in Turtle's lap*
Turtle: Oh. hello.
Kinkajou: This is much better.
Umber: *pulls Qibli's tail*
Qibli: OW! Hey!!
Moon: Stop it, all of you! Qibli, watch your tail! Carnelian, leave Umber alone! Umber, stop annoying Carnelian, and- KINKAJOU QUIT MAKING OUT WITH TURTLE THIS IS NOT THE TIME!
Kinkajou: But it's fuuuun!
Moon: *swats at them*
All: *arguing and fighting over everything*
Winter: DON'T MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!
All: *pauses*
JW: *sits down and fumes*
Seashell: Only an hour in, and they're already fighting.
Joy: *eating popcorn* This is nice.
*three hours later*
Moon: Winter, didn't we already pass that exit?
Winter: No.
Moon: Yes we did.
Winter: NO, we didn't.
Qibli: Yes we did.
Winter: Shut up Qibli.
Moon: You DO know where you're going, right?
Winter: Of course I know where I'm going!
Carnelian: He has no idea what he's doing.
Winter: Carnelian, did I ASK for your opinion?
Moon: Don't talk to her like that.
Winter: I do what I want.
Moon: Well, seeing as we're driving in circles, I'd say that's not working out for you.
Winter:.......
Winter: *shoves Moon*
Qibli: Hey! Don't you SHOVE her!
Winter: I said, SHUT UP QIBLI.
Carnelian: EW, Kinkajou! Get your feet off me!
Kinkajou: *sticks her tongue out at Carnelian*
Turtle: Kinkajou, behave.
Carnelian: Yeah, KINKAJOU.
Umber: Would you all stop fighting?
Moon: And what would you rather have up do, Umber?
Umber: We could play I Spy!
Moon: That sounds-
Winter: Stupid.
Moon:.....Like FUN. Turtle, you start.
Turtle: I spy, with my little eye....
Carnelian: *punches Turtle in th eye*
Carnelian: NOTHING! HA!
Turtle: OW!!!
Kinkajou: THAT'S IT! *attacks Carnelian*
Moon: Girls! Stop it!!
Qibli: *covers Winter's eyes*
Winter: QIBLI STOP IT I CAN'T SEE!
Qibli: TOO BAD FOR YOU!
Moon: *ends up in a sissy fight with Qibli*
Moon: Qibli! Stop it! He needs to see the road!
Qibli: He shoved you!
Umber: *starts throwing skittle bags at everyone*
Turtle: UMBER! QUIT IT WITH THE SKITTLES!
Umber: Taste the rainbow!
Turtle: Why don't YOU taste it! *force throws a packet of skittles down Umber's throat*
Moon: TURTLE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING ANIMUS MAGIC ON YOUR FRIENDS!?
Kinkajou: *screams*
Carnelian: Not so TOUGH now, are y-
*BANG*
All: *lurches forward*
All:......
Umber: *coughs up skittles*
Qibli: What happened?
Winter: We CRASHED, you IDIOT, because you COVERED MY EYES!
All: *goes back to fighting*
Hosts:........
Joy: *sighs* Don't you just LOVE road trips?
Air: They're so much fun.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
ROAD TRIP!!!! (J.W.)
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