Joy: KICK HIS ASS, CLAY.
Clay: Okaaaay.
Nightflyer: RON. RON. Ron weASLEY.
Rainkeeper: Peril and Umbridge.
Peril: Permission to melt her?
Nightflyer: GRANTED. SOOOOOOOOOO GRANTED. MAKE HER SUFFER.
Peril: Yay!
Rainkeeper: Tsunami and Ginny
Tsunami: Awww, but I LIKE Ginny!
Joy: Then you die, and she lives!
Tsunami: NEVER.
Rainkeeper: Riptide and Neville.
Riptide:......I'm so dead.
Rainkeeper: Glory and Bellatrix.
Nightflyer: BELLATRIX! THAT BITCH! SHE KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE I LOVE- TORTURE HER WITH MAGICAL DEATH SPIT, GLORY, I BEG YOU!
Joy: Do it.
Glory: Okay. You don't have to ask me twice.
Rainkeeper: Deathbringer and Sirius.
Deathbringer: .......You want me to kill my idol....
Deathbringer: BUT HIS HAIR IS SO FABULOUS- I CAN'T HARM HIM!
Rainkeeper: Starflight and Cho Chang.
Nightflyer: CHO CHANG! DOMO ARIGATO, CHO CHANG!
Starflight: Okay?
Rainkeeper: Fatespeaker and Colin Creevey.
Nightflyer: *gasps*
Fatespeaker: Is....Is that bad?
Nightflyer: FATESPEAKER YOU HARM ONE HAIR ON COLIN'S PRECIOUS HEAD AN I'LL-
Air: *grabs Nightflyer*
Air: Shhhhh, Colin'll be okay....
Nightflyer: *growls*
Air: Everybody'll be fine unless you want them dismembered....
Nightflyer: *calms*
Rainkeeper: Sunny and Luna.
Sunny: LUNA! WOOHOO!
Rainkeeper: Winter and Draco.
Winter: I'm deling somebody named dragon?
Rainkeeper: Yes.
Rainkeeper: Umber and Dean-
Air: DEAN!?!?!?!
Rainkeeper:.....Dean THOMAS.
Air: Oh.
Rainkeeper: Qibli and Blaise.
Qibli: Kay.
Rainkeeper: Moon and Hermione.
Moon: RIP me.
Rainkeeper: Kinkajou and Fred.
Kinkajou: Cool!
Rainkeeper: Turtle and Remus.
Turtle: Poor Remus....
Rainkeeper: And finally, Carnelian and Lavender Brown.
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everyone appears in an arena*
Joy: NOW FIGHT!!!!
Nightflyer: I'll provide that music.
Nightflyer: GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS. GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS, WHERE EVERYBODY THINKS I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
Players: *dueling*
Air/Nightflyer: BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS! TO GOBLINS AND GHOSTS AND INCREDIBLE FEASTS! ITS ALL THAT I LOVE AND IT'S ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!
Rainkeeper: I'm sorry, what'd you say?
Nightflyer: HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!
Joy: I can't hear you kids.
Air: HOGWARTS! HOGWARTS!
Nightflyer: MAN I'M GLAD I'M BACK!
Hosts: *glance towards arena*
*Ron, Lavender, Umbridge, Bellatrix, Fred, and Dean are dead*
*Riptide, Tsunami, Sunny, Moon, Fatespeaker, Starflight, and Turtle are dead*
Joy: Who's left?
Seashell: Qibli and Blaise, Deathbringer and Sirius, and Winter and Draco.
Air: Ooooooh, Sparkly dragon versus Sparkly dragon.....
*several hours later*
*Qibli and Sirius are dead*
Deathbringer: *very upset*
Draco: *kills Winter*
Joy: YAAASSSS!!!! GO MALFOY!!
Nightflyer: WE KNOW YOU'RE WEARING A DIAPER!
Draco: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!!
Nightflyer: A VERY POTTER MUSICAL TOLD ME AND THOUSANDS OF OTHERS!
Draco: YOU *raises wand*
Joy: Okay Nightflyer, the Harry Potter universe has delicate rules about magic and stuff, right?
Nightflyer: Yeah.
Joy: Well, I'm about to shatter everything you love.
Draco: AVADA KE-
Joy: *shoots Draco*
Nightflyer:.........
Joy: See, if they were REALLY smart, they'd bring muggle items into the magical world. Cell phones, oxygen tanks, guns, etc.
Nightflyer:.....*mind shatters*
Air:........Joy, you broke him.
Joy: I do that a lot. I'm like Rhysand, but I don't need mind control powers.
Air: YOU BROKE MY BOYFRIEND JOY HOW COULD YOU?!!?!?
Seashell: *snaps talons*
*everyone respawns-*
*Nightflyer is fixed*
Nightflyer: IT'S JUST A LITTLE MAKE-UP, DRACO WAKE UP!!!
Nightflyer: I COULD BE......
Draco: FALLING IN LOVE, FALLING IN LOVE, FALLING LOVE.... WITH HERMIONE GRANGER!
Hermione: WHAT?
Nightflyer: GRANGER DANGER EVERYBODY RUN!!!
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
Wizard Duel! (Both)
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