Nobody has updated his status- I'm here to fill you in
Comments:
Sylveon: Or we could just watch any newbies struggle
Arceus: That sounds way more fun
Nobody: Yeah okay Satan
Paul: Have I been summoned?
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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Ya know what you look like?
Comments:
Gladion: A snac?
Moon: A snac!
Moon: Oh...
Moon: You beat me to it...
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May has updated her status- How do I tell a guy I like him?
Comments:
Moon: CALL HIM A SNAC
Hilda: Hide it from everyone then go missing for two years looking for him and then reveal it to everyone at once
Rosa: Sin
Lyra: Annoy him until he loves you
Hilbert: Marry him as a joke but then accidentally fall in love with him
Blue: Insult him until he loves you
May: ...
May: How are any of you in relationships?
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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Hey Honey, guess what
Comments:
N: I am still angry with you
Hilda: GOD DAMMIT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FORGIVE ME YOU SUNSHINE CHILD
Bianca: What did you even do?
Hilda: Remember when Cheren asked me if I'd still love N if he were a Pokémon?
Bianca: Yeah?
Hilda: Well I didn't answer it so now he's angry
N: She would not love me
Hilda: I DIDN'T SAY THAT
N: You implied it
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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- Fix it
Comments:
Sylveon: I'll fix you
Arceus: ...
Arceus: What?
Sylveon: I don't know
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May has tagged Steven in her status- Hey...I heard you like rocks
Comments:
Steven: I do
May: Well guess what
Steven: What
May: I think you rock
Brendan: THAT WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Hilbert: Also isn't Steven like, fifteen years older than you?
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook 2
FanfictionWhat would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters get their lives ruined by s...
