"HARMONY!!!" My little twit of a daughter blew up a dung bomb in my face! I don't even know where she got it!!
"I SOWY!!" She squealed and ran out of our dorm.
"HARMONY GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!" I chased her down to the common room.
She hid behind Fred and George. "Hewp me Fwed! Gorge!"
Fred looked at me weirdly but started to laugh when he saw me covered in dung. "Good job Harmony."
"I sowy!" Harmony said.
I crossed my arms. "Where did you get the dung bomb?"
She pointed to Fred and George. "Dey gave it to me!"
I gave the twins a look."Why?"
George shrugged. "She's related to you, so she has to be a pranker."
I rolled my eyes. "Whatever!" I waved my wand and the dung disappeared. "Harmony, don't take anything they give you."
She nodded and hugged me, well my legs. "I sowy Eli."
"Its fine," I picked her up and sat down on the couch next to Mione. "So what are you gu-"
May burst through the portrait. "Ember! *pant* Draco *pant**pant* hospital wing!"
"What?!" I stood up and followed her to the Wing. I saw Draco sitting on one of the beds all beaten up and I saw Dens on a different bed in the same state. Oh they better not have. "What the hell happened??"
Draco looked at me. "Ask Dens."
I narrowed my eyes at him. "I swear to Merlin Draco Malfoy, if you got into a fight with him I am going to hurt you so bad!"
He just sat there glaring at Dens. "Wut hapwen?" Harmony asked as she climbs onto the bed and sat next to Draco.
Dens walked over. "I'll tell you what happened. Malfoy here couldn't take a joke."
Draco stood up and stared him down. "Joke? Saying things about Ember is a joke to you?! What you did to her was a joke!?"
I bit my lip. "Harmony, go to Luna or Cedric."
She pouted but jumped off the bed. "Okay..." She ran off, I know what you're thinking, she's only 3 years old. You shouldn't have a 3 year old run off in this castle. But she knows her way, everyone loves her so if she gets lost they'll help her.
"What the hell are you two going on about?" I crossed my arms.
"Dens thought it would be funny if he made fun of you." Draco said, oh my god, this better not be the only reason! "He said and I quote 'Ember was just a toy. So you can have her. But she's already been used'"
Oh hell no! I was about to pounce onto Dens but Fred and George held me back. Dens rolled his eyes. "So what? It's true. I got what I wanted from her and she can't get it back."
I glared at him. "You're such a man whore! So you just rape girls for your own satisfaction?"
"I regret nothing." he said, then realization flood through his face. "Harmony... She isn't your sister. She's.... Your daughter... My daughter."
I stared at him, hard. "She isn't yours."
He rolled his eyes. "I don't want her. She's just like you, and will be just like you. A slut."
Draco and I were about to beat the living shit out of him but Fred, George, May, and Ron held us back "Don't call her that!" Draco yelled.
"What? Call her for what she is?" Dens said coldly. "A slut, whore, stupid, a bitch, worthless, no family, huh, no wonder your family dumped you at that orphanage because you were just a waist of space."
