First attempt in doing this. Inspired by aladdinswatermelone
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And Boring_Rhino
Sinbad
You: Sin, why are all our clothing on the floor?
SinPapi: I could of swore I cleaned it up.(´･_･')
You: Sin.......I said to clean the house.......not just the kitchen...╰_╯
SinPapi: but (Yyyyy/nnnnn)!!!!
( ´_ゝ')
You: Come back home and finish cleaning.
SinPapi: but I don't wanna.....
(*´>д<)
You: Sinbad.
SinPapi: Hai?(^__^)
You: No Sex for two months.
SinPapi:........
You:.........
SinPapi:.....You monster...
You: *gets chancla*(╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ)
Kouen
Shut in: (Y/n), I called you to the meeting an hour ago.
You: Really? I don't seem to recall that. ( ^ω^)
Shut in: (Y/n).........
You: Yes? ( ^ω^)
Shut in: Stop joking around.
You: you're no fun *pouts*
Shut in: Get. Over. Here.
You: Only if you get me my Vanilla Bean Caramel Frapachino from Starbucks. With a chocolate caramel slice of cake.ヾ(*´∀｀*)ﾉ
Shut in: (Y/N)!!! ╰_╯
You: Tehe! I love you!
Shut in: *face palms*
You: You know you Love me.
Shut in: what did I do to deserve this......?
Solomon
S
olo man: (Y/n).
You: ????????
Solo man: You did it again.
You: What are you talking about?
(・_・ヾ
Solo Man: Don't lie to me.
You: I swear I don't know what you're talking about.
Solo Man: Stop playing dumb.
You: I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!
｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡
Solo Man: You forgot to place the book back in their rightful shelves.
You:........
Solo Man:.........
You:.........
Solo Man:......
You:.........
Solo Man:.......
You: It was Sheba.
Pink Neko: YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE!!! (ฺ◣д◢)ฺ
You: ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘
Solo Man and Pink Neko: (Y/N)!!
(╬⓪益⓪)
First attempt. Tell me if you guys like it and would like to see more of these in the future. Also ones involving different anime characters.
Judar and Older Aladdin
Puberty One Punch : Did you not find it within your black heart to consider this weak and insignificant service request?
Pitiful Sadist: Ho Ho! A weak and insignificant you say? I bet you're a stubborn shameless super sadist who deceives everyone with your aura of purity!
You: What the fuck is going on?
℃ↂ_ↂ
Pitiful Sadist: But in reality, you're a Fucktard!! Admit it! I shall consider your shitty request.
Puberty One Punch: Very well. I shall accept it and bear dishonor. I deceived everyone with my aura of purity but in reality I'm a fucking pervert!!
You: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?! YOU SHOULD BE ARGUING OUTSIDE!! YOU'RE BOTH GROWN UP MEN!!!
Puberty One Punch: Good Morning (Y/N)-ne-san!(*＾▽＾)／
Pitiful Sadist: Good Morning my Bitch!! ໒( ͡ᵔ ▾ ͡ᵔ )७
You: SPARE ME YOUR SALUTATIONS AND GET AWAY FROM FROM EACH OTHER BEFORE I CUT OFF BOTH YOUR FUCKEN DICKS AND FEED THEM TO THE THE SOUTHERN SEA CREATURE!!!!! (╬ﾟ◥益◤ﾟ)
Puberty One Punch and Pitiful Sadist: |ʘ‿ʘ)╯
You: Run.
Puberty One Punch and Pitiful Sadist: *Back ground music*
ε=ε=ε=(((怒ﾟДﾟ)ﾉﾉ
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Anime Oneshots Volume 1: Complete
FanfictionCome one come all!! To this book of One Shots!! Enjoy some NSFW ones, stories, and more to your hearts content! My main ones are Magi, especially Sinbad. Come and enjoy
