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Prompt: What I imagined was the aftermath of the @sup3rfruit tweet

Setting: IRL

Words: 349
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Bzz. Bzz.

Mitchy: stop teasing the kids

Scott laughed. He had just tweeted, once again, from the @sup3rfruit Twitter.

What can he say? It's fun.

Me: I'll delete it later

Mitchy: that would cause more controversy and u know it, u troublemaker

Mitchy: ur drunk aren't u?

Scott didn't reply, setting down his champagne flute on his bedside table and turning the volume up on his television.

Mitchy: wow

Scott laughed again.

Me: I wasn't trying to tune you out or anything I'm just trying to watch a movie sorry sis

Mitchy: don't 'sorry sis' me. what's wrong with u?

Me: why don't you just come over here instead of texting me

Mitchy: I don't wanna b coddled by ur drunk ass

Me: I'm not drunk I had two bottles

Me: no not bottles flutes

Mitchy: like the instrument? and two is enough for u baby

Me: Are you calling me a lightweight

Mitchy: yes

Me: As a champagne connoisseur I disagree with your false observation. Some say I can really pack it away

Mitch didn't reply for a bit.

Mitchy: ur not funny

Me: As a comedy connoisseur I disagree with your false observation

Mitchy: ur acting like u just learned the word connoisseur and using it in every sentence. stop

Me: Connor Franta showed it to me

Mitchy: it was in like seven of his bios for years

Me: And I'm choosing now to use it you got a problem??????!!!!!

Mitchy: alright. don't talk to anyone else and go to bed

Me: nooooo it's only 2am

Mitchy: I'm trying to help you out. ur giving me an attitude that I didn't ask for, and I know no one else will appreciate, so sleep it off

Me: I'm sorry

Me: mitchyyyyy I love you

Me: come coddle with me :(

Mitchy: that's not how u use it

Me: Use what

Mitchy: coddle. it would be cuddle

Me: Whatever I graduated school years ago

Mitchy: did u?

Me: Wow. Rude

Mitchy: it's a simple question