Hey muffins I am sooooooo sorry i haven't uploaded in a while, Ive been busy moving house :(
Just thought Id let you guys know I haven't died or anything lmao.
BUT IM BACK BABY. Hope you guys enjoy and thank you so much for your patience
xoxo
I frantically pulled the car into the driveway and I literally fell out of the car. I scrambled up to my feet and ran into the house.
I closed the door behind me and was startled to find Crane in the hallway, staring at me.
''Right on time'' He said peering at his watch
''What?'' I said heavily out of breath
I looked around and could see J and his men leaving the board room. I looked back at Crane and adverted my gaze to the clock hanging on the wall.
3:12pm
What the fuck
''Is everything alright Sheila?'' Crane smiled, biting into a ruby red apple
''What time is it?'' I asked
''...after 3'' He replied, giving me a strange look
'How was that even possible?' I thought to myself
''But... wait. No. Its 6... it was 6'' I whispered, holding my hand on my head
''Are you high?'' Crane asked, letting out a laugh
''No - Yes, maybe I don't know'' I babbled
''Well whatever it is, I want some'' He laughed again
We was quickly interrupted by J.
''Mmm hello doll face'' He growled, hugging me from behind
His voice and touch caused the hairs on the back of my neck to stand on end.
I spun around and faced him. All I could see was the cute innocent little boy in the picture that Una had showed me. I then remembered the picture of him and Nylah. I felt this rush of anger wash over my body.
''Whats wrong?'' J asked, squinting his eyes
''Nothing'' I lied.
J looked over at Crane and growled.
All of a sudden J grabbed Crane by the neck and held him up against the wall. Cranes apple fell to the floor and was left rolling beside my foot.
''Hey hey hey'' Crane said quickly holding his hands up
''J what are you doing?'' I yelled, trying to pull him off
''Have you upset my Kitten?'' J growled
''What are you talking about J, put him down'' I sighed
''No, thats your lady. C'mon bro'' Crane replied, with panic stricken in his voice
''Oh that she is.'' J growled again.
''Alright, ladies'' Nylah yelled down from the balcony.
J held his gaze with Crane and let out an intense growl. I could hear Crane choking as J tightened his grip around his neck.
Nylah cleared her throat and J quickly glimpsed up at her. He quickly removed his hand from Cranes neck and went back to his original stance, fixing his tie.
''I was winning'' Crane shouted up to Nylah, rubbing his throat.
''Im bored. Whats the plan for tonight?'' Nylah shouted down to J
YOU ARE READING
He's not that funny
FanfictionMona stopped chugging and nudged me ''Uh excuse me babe... but you do realise you have just caught the attention of Mistah J'' she said looking a little frightened. ''Who?'' I replied. She gave me a death glare ''Who?! bloody who? The Joker, the guy...