The loud wailing of a kitten woke you up. Groggily, you sat up, looking around with heavy eyes. Where did the sound come from?
You wandered around your room, looking for the source of the noise.
Ah.
You forgot that you set your phone's ringtone to the sound of a cat's wail.
Still half-asleep, you strutted back to your bed, grabbing the phone on your desk on the way. It was a message from your boyfriend - Takao.
From : Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend
To : The Fire In My Loin
If I were with you right now, where would you want me to touch you?
Your eyebrow twitched.
To : Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend
From : The Fire In My Loin
Go to sleep.
From : Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend
To : The Fire In My Loin
Can't. So I'm watching porn and the actress looks just like you. Any chance we can role-play this?
You didn't even bother opening the link he sent. Putting your phone away, you snuggled into your warm, accepting pillow and sighed. Back to your beauty sleep.
...
MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!
Urgh.
From : Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend
To : The Fire In My Loin
Aw, don't be like that, (F/N)-chan! My hands were really busy but they took a break to text you. Now it's your turn!
To : Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend
From : The Fire In My Loin
Can this wait until morning? Please?
From : Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend
To : The Fire In My Loin
Nope. I'm bored. Let's play Simon Says.
He's bored and horny. There's no way the game would end up as an old plain Simon Says. He'd somehow twist it to his perverse liking. You wondered if you should just block his number for the night.
Before you could, however, your phone rang. This time, it was the cawing of birds and you didn't have to look at the caller ID to know whom it was.
Red Code It's Horny Boyfriend.
Sighing, you answered. He'd most likely pout and whine and tease you all day tomorrow should you reject the call. Guess you had to say bye-bye to your precious sleep.
"Good mornight, (F/N)-chan~"
"Kazunari, If you're trying to be cute, stop. It's not working."
He laughed. "Don't be so mean to me, (F/N)-chan. Now, let's start the game!"
"Wait. I never said I'd play with you."
"Too bad! There's no backing out once you answer my call!" You groaned. "First! Simon says..." you waited impatiently for the order, tapping your finger against your fluffy pillow, "Strip to your underwear!"
Well, that escalated quickly and out of nowhere.
"No way!" You blushed. "Are you nuts?!"
"Aw, c'mon! What Simon says is absolute so you must obey! Wait, would you listen if we play Akashi Says? GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ha-ha. I'll tell Midorima what you just said and ask him to tell Akashi. See you in hell, Perv."
"Why are you so cold to me, (F/N)-chan?" You didn't have to see to know he's pouting. It was clear from his tone and voice. "Hey, let's play, please?"
