I Prooped My Pants

Chapter 58

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Chapter 58

Ashley's point of view

I looked at Colin and I stared.

"Who... Who is this?" I asked, even though I knew who it was. It was Debra McGrath. Colin's ex-fiancée.

"Um, Col, who is this?" Debra asked.

"Um, oh, um, Deb, this is Ash Zhar... Ashley Zharjek from the show."

Debra looked at me like a you-know-what. [A/N Sorry for the language.] She smiled at me and then she said to me, "I love you on the show." But she said it like she did not mean it!!!

I smiled back, also sarcasmly. "I love your shirt." But it was super uggs like only a 93-year-old woman would wear it. What did Colin see in her? I was super angry, and I could tell I was going to get a major acne breakout tomorrow from all of the negativity.

"Thanks," she said. "How is your're sister? Still kidnapped?"

I glared at her. That was it. No one mentions my kidnapped sister and doesn't get a talking to by me.

"No one mentions my kidnapped sister and doesn't get a talking to by me. Well, you mentioned my kidnapped sister, so now your're going to get a talking to by me," I said, saying it like I was sorry but really I wasn't. I was angry because she had mentioned my kidnapped sister.

"Oh yeah?" she said. I saw Colin and he seemed like he was starting to realize what Debra was.

I looked at Colin. It was time to appeal to pathos. "Colin, baby, your my one and only. I need you. I was going to date Matt again today--"

"WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS HURTFUL THING TO ME?"

"But I didn't," I said, and then I held his hand. "I love you 2 much. And I'm sorry that I tried to make you propose to me. I just don't want a future that doesn't have you in it."

"Propose?" He asked. "But, but why didn't you say that? I didn't know. Because..." He reached into his pocket and got on one knee. "I was all ready going to propose but then I thought you had broken up with me and I didn't know why..."

I looked at him and he also looked at me.

"I love you, Ash. Will you marry me? Because I know we'll just keep on breaking up unless we're tied together by the bonds of love and marriage."

I stared at him. "Yes, Colin, of course I'll marry you."

"Yay!" He said and he was so happy. I turned to Debra.

"Ashley?" she said.

"Yep?" I said nervously.

"I'm happy for you. Col is a good man."

I hugged her. "Want to be a bride's maid?"

She hugged me back and grinned. "I would love to!"