When The Lights Go Down

Master and Slave

10 minutes before Chat goes live

(Miley) So how exactly does this work?

(Kevin) essentially…this is a slave computer we are on…Dad has the master…

(Miley) Sounds horribly kinky and very un-Disney of you Kevin *smirks*

(Kevin) *rolls his eyes and smiles* do you not fear my parents at all? I cannot believe you said ass in front of my mom 

(Miley) that one was unintentional and no I don’t fear them

*Kevin raises a brow* 

(Miley) ok maybe a little….I think its less fear and more that I respect them and have this annoying desire to not disappoint them…its freakish really 

(Kevin) *chuckles* yea sounds about right

(Miley) Ok so what about the pimp and ho computers?

*Kevin busts out laughing*

(Kevin) SLAVE AND MASTER

(Miley) *giggles* say it again *snickers*

(Kevin) *shakes his head* ANYWAY….that computer has control over this one…Dad can type on it and it will show on this screen

(Miley) nice!

(Kevin) yea, so during the chat Dad looks over the comments coming in and flags any questions we need to avoid in red…and put a green mark next to ones we should answer… and he can type us messages on the screen as well…that way he doesn’t talk during the live chat.

(Miley) very cool

(Kevin) yup 

(Miley) can I try it?

(Kevin)sure go ahead

(Miley) NICE…sit SLAVE *smirks* *Walks over to the other computer and sits down.

(Master type) put your left hand in….

(Kevin) HA what are you doing

(Miley) do as the master says Kevin!

*Kevin obeys putting his left hand in*

(Master type) put your left hand out…. *Kevin does*

(Master type) put your left hand in….. *Kevin does*

(Master type) Now, go make me a sammich 🙂

(Kevin) *laughs* you are such a dork, make your own sandwich, I have a live chat to do

(Miley) ooooh you are a bad slave…*stands up and walks toward the kitchen* YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED *throws her head back in a loud laugh*

(Nick) *passing Miley as he walks into the media room* why should Kev be punished?

(Miley) 'cause he wouldn’t make me a sammich

(Nick) oh *nods*

(Kevin) it’s a good thing she has that whole alter ago to fall back on…'cause I don’t think the world could handle the real Miley

(Miley) *from kitchen* I HEARD THAT KEVIN YOU NAUGHTY SLAVE

*Mom looks at Miley in confusion and horror*

(Miley) *big innocent smile* computer talk…he was teaching me how the chat works

*Moms look turns stern*

(Miley) ya know….cause one computer is the master and the other ones a slave and I was typing orders and…

*Moms expression doesn’t change*

(Miley) yea yer right….totally inappropriate…I'm sorry

(Mom) *sighs then hugs Mileys shoulders* were you needing something hun?

(Miley) I was just going to make myself a sandwich

(Mom) Oh, I will make you one, do me a favor, could you go round up B its about 2 minutes til the chat and she needs to be downstairs.

(Miley) sure thing

(Mom) thank you

*Miley runs upstairs to round up B*

(Miley)Hey, yer mom wanted me to tell you chat starts in two minutes, she wants you downstairs…and FYI dominatrix humor…TOTALLY lost on your mom

(Bailey) I don’t even wanna know

(Miley) she scares me a bit…she stares at you and it makes you want to fess up to stuff you havnt even done yet

(Bailey) *giggles* yea, Mom has superpowers

(Miley) you nervous?

(Bailey) No, tired 

(Miley) HA well, just lean on Nick and take a nap…the ubers will think it’s the most adorable thing ever

*Nick runs in*

(Nick) B! come on!

(Bailey) alright! Geesh 

*B grabs a pack of sour patch watermelons from her backpack and heads downstairs into the media room*

(Kevin) there you are! We are live in 30 seconds

(Bailey) well I'm here now so chill

(Joe) ooooh *holds his hand out for a sour patch, B hands him a few and Joe smiles*

*Miley plops down on the couch with her sandwich to watch the chat and the feed goes live*