Dylan who's Horny Just Like a Hormonal Teenage Boy Cooper's point of view
"I'll eat you."
Fuck. That just went out wrong.
"I mean.. I'll eat you right."
Fuck! That just messed it up more.
"I mean... Literally eating." I said.
Fuck it, Lianna. Speak!
"I mean.. Like. I'll put you down to my throat."
FUCK!
"Lianna, I--" "Dylan stop." She laughed all of a sudden.
That was so fucking awkward!
Thanks for my filthy mouth who just kept talking without my mind's permission!
"Lianna. I'm just kidding. What I was trying to say is like..." I stopped the moment I knew I had nothing to say. "It's so not something dirty." I said.
"You're so defensive." She laughed again.
As if it was all okay for her.
"Don't tell me you actually like the idea of that." I rolled my eyes like a girl.
"Dylan!" She punched me in the arm.
"Damn, Lianna. Are you thinking about it?" I asked, well more like shouted, at her.
"No, I'm not!" She yelled defensively.
Fuck it, that will be so sexy.
I don't know what will be more sexier, her thinking about the possibility, or actually doing it.
Fuck, Imagine the possibilities.
She'll be kneeling in front of me sexily while-- I'm being such a fucking pervert right now.
"You're being defensive." I rolled my eyes again, just to say something. Just to keep the conversation going.
"Well, you're thinking of it." She told me.
Those words can never be truer. Me... Doing things to her?
That would be the end of me.
Just imagining it make me go all ha-- No. Dylan! You're her best friend!
"Do you want me to?" It was my time to kid around.
"No." She said casually then takes a step forward, closer to me with a distance of good one foot. "Maybe." She says seductively.
Although it was just a joke, It was still so fucking sexy.
"I'll kiss you." I just said.
"I dare you." She replied, still so fucking hot.
"Wanna bet?" I asked, maintaining the balance. Meaning, acting equally sexy but no one would be hotter in this creature before me right now.
"Sure." She challenged as if I'm not acting hot right now.
"I bet... 10 shirts." I said.
"Seriously. Shirts?" She asked incredulously.
"Yup. I'll buy you pajamas." I proudly said.
"I also want your perfume." She said.
"My perfume?" I chuckled.
Just as I thought I was the only one here being a pervert. And seriously perfume? Guys? Perfumes? Does she mean cologne? Of a sort?
"Yes." She rolled her eyes.
"What do you bet?" I asked.
"I'll buy you a teddy bear." She said. "Don't worry. I'll claim it."
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Dorkily Ever After
Teen FictionIt's clearly hard to fall in love with someone when you don't know you're already falling. It's harder to fall in love with someone whom you know wouldn't take the chance of falling in love with you back. And it's the hardest to just keep the feeli...
