Order To Get Fat (奉旨发胖)

Chapter 49

    Xingyi has only written documents for tens of thousands of years, most of them are instructions, what is "acceptable", "not allowed", "rewrite a letter, what kind of rubbish proposal", going back to ancient times, he traveled with Cangjie and transcribed some manuscripts.

    Not to mention the self-criticism, he didn't even need to write a gauntlet. At that time, if he decided to do it, no one could stop him. To see who is not pleasing to the eye, go up to fight, someone else comes to the door, wake up in the middle of the night, pick up the long sword under the head and go out to fight, ignorant and fearless, there is no disadvantage.

    Thanks to Xiao Fenghuang, he reduced the word count from the original 3,000 to 500, Xing Yi thought before he started writing, otherwise he would have to go to Wenchang Xingjun to steal a few copies of Tianjie's schoolchildren's review.

    The tip of his pen stopped for a while, and then he began to write: "Sincere review, you should not learn from other bird bridal chambers..." He described the cause and effect of this incident vividly.

    The "scenes in the bridal chambers of other birds" that he claimed to have seen were actually the copied pictures of birds mating in "Ancient Picture Scrolls: Birds and Birds"; Impression, two round dumplings, one on top of the other.

    After the painting was finished, the words were still a lot worse, so Xing Yi went on and on again. First, he deeply reflected on what he saw and learned something was wrong, and then used the topic to reiterate that he had no parents, no parents, and no support.

    Yi is miserable, and I hope his brother Yuanyuan can forgive him.

    After writing, Xing Yi did a rough count, and felt that it was almost 500 words. Then he rolled up the letter paper and put it in his sleeve, staring at the dark blue sky light outside the window in a daze.

    The bird wants him to meet the briquettes again, what will he do then?

    This time, he dug a hole and let himself jump. The so-called split body technique, a soul can only control one body, if it incarnates itself and a small briquettes at the same time, then it is bound to take care of one and the other.

    It's not impossible to ask someone else to play him, but it's too embarrassing to say this. What's more, Xiao Fenghuang is familiar with him, and it's easy for others to help him.

    Xing Yi summed it up and couldn't think of anything, but accidentally fell asleep. As dawn approached, the astrolabe became restless again, and he cut the wound that was about to scab over and put blood again.

    The severe pain of the cut wound was exacerbated by the spell, making Xing Yi more and more sober. He went back to the room and saw that Xiao Fenghuang was still asleep, so he followed him onto the couch and wrapped him in his arms.

    Little Phoenix moved and rubbed his side, his voice was very warm and soft: "Wei Jian, your birthday is less than a month away."

    Xing Yi said, "Well." He looked at Little Phoenix's fans. With a vague appearance, he suddenly had some teasing thoughts again, catching him and trying to make some words: "What birthday present have you prepared for me, little bad bird?"

    Little Phoenix was half asleep, but his tone was still very serious: " Keep it secret, Wei Jian. You might as well think about what to give me, as I said, exchange it for me with a surprise."

    Xing Yi scratched his nose: "Then what do you want?"

    Little Phoenix He was so disturbed that he was about to wake up, so he simply covered the quilt and hid himself under the quilt, refusing to listen to him or answer any more. So Xing Yi didn't bother him anymore.