Eggs Stories

Fanfiction of a store clerk, and a man with an egg fetish.

a death machine with a cute name in various worlds of hurt goes on some real wacky and silly adventures!! THIS FANFIC WILL CONTINUE TO GET MORE CHAPTERS AS TIME PROGRESSES. (or at least try to) this fanfic is for i say "experimental" writing with different media and such.

These are poems that I wrote way back then and some are written just this year.💚💚 I was actually very hesitant to publish/to post here because I am not confident, but nobody has ever read any of these poems so I thought of giving it a try. I am not a good writer so please understand. I just want to write😭 I will appreciate it if you'll correct me, I am always willing to learn. Thank you

A crack fanfiction about ur mom <3 [CMD x Ericha Egg] Disclaimer: We don't own Ericha Egg, we will slap you. Also, don't take anything seriously in this book , it is STRICTLY fiction and not real. We are not enforcing any beliefs or views upon anyone and wrote this when we were drunk. It was edited by a sober child.

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this is literally so fucking stupid anygays ermm if you're somehow Elijah uh fuck off ok update actually if you are Elijah Heterosexual from a nondescript city in Missouri then yes, do read this, just don't be pissy about it you little bitch (also ask before you kiss someone and get good at it. also also juice WRLD sux i don't make the rules) no offense to any other Elijah's out there im sure you're lovely people

What did come first? the chicken or the egg? We need to used our big brains here! This is mostly a rant lol🐔🥚Use the song I put in here for big brain energy

Random Jones is your everyday run of the mill 15 year old. Except for the fact that she can be excessively random. She takes her name to a whole different meaning. This a a completely random story. It may at times link but it will never make sense. :) I promise.

An experiment that has gone terribly wrong caused a major crisis in the entire world, making a plague of distorted cockroaches go ramped wiping half of the world's population, both people and animals didn't stand a chance against it. Ryan Sullivan Owens, a nineteen year old, was one of those who witnessed the gruesome ways on how their loved ones died. Accompanied by his bestfriend Matt Johnson, they plan to find the source of this apocalypse and put an end to all of this. But can he do it with his scaredy-cat friend? Will they pass through all of this just by themselves? Or will they find other people to help them out? -- Cover by @Johndie566

Simple and Elegant Recipes for everyone! -Rankings: #1 CreamCheese (03/26/19)

'Prince William shall go' I wasn't about to walk into the castle and demand William join me on a quest. 'Wate shall go.' Wate shan't go, I thought to my self. 'Your eldest and twin will accompany you.' I would bring my brothers and that was enough. Saoirse has a quest. She has to save the last dragon eggs before it is too late. Because deep in the shadows the darkest of monsters lurk... So as she runs for her life and her friends the future of dragons sits on her shoulders... Seems a heavier load then she first thought.

It's been 3 years Since Me (Takuya) And the rest the group had left the Digital world. Since then we kinda Drifted apart. But now that are journey will start again and we got new friends with new powers and "new" ways of digivolution I feel this will be a awesome Adventure!!

Egg sandwich with peppers

RAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH

Jane Eyre and Edward Rochester love on Thornfield Farm

where a bright and bubbly girl falls in love with pepper. crack/joke fic for me and my best friend

Your name is Isabelle. You are part girl, part...lava. First your life started out as a husk until you met this sorceress who would give me a whole different life. Then she made you drink a potion and that's when your new life began when you meet...Wrathia. You were her daughter and your heir to the throne was Taiko, son of Pedri.