𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 {𝙾𝙽 𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂}

🎤 𝓑𝓕 𝓓𝓲𝓻𝓽𝔂 𝓐𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓽 🎤

(If you have suggestions for other characters for Dirty/SFW Alphabets let me know! Note: I won't do Sky, Skid, Pump or any under 18 characters for obvious reasons ❤️)

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
This man is literally going to treat you like the queen you are (I say this as a gender neutral term cause yasss queen 👑💅🏻). Whatever you need help with, BF is gonna do it (even if it means he drags your ass around cause he smol bean)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)
His - his dick and butt
Yours - your chest, hair, eyes, and thighs
(If you get it, you get it)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This cyan-haired baby will only jizz in you if you both are trying for a baby. Any other time he's always prepared and has a condom on him. (Like the responsible man he is 👌)

D = Dirty Secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Secretly wants to have a threesome and be tied up but is too afraid to say so because he doesn't want to jeopardize your relationship. He's exclusive AF.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)
He's probably only done it with Pico and GF so he's familiar with both genders.

F = Favorite Position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Will crack some jokes here and there but overall wants to make the moment special.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
The carpet indeed matches the drapes. He'd probably be completely shaved or tiny bits of hairs. (Same as Pico)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Ooooh my lord. This kid is gonna make the moment as special and romantic as possible. Little notes beforehand, rose petals leading to the bedroom. BF wants to make you feel as special as possible.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Pffft- This kid probably jacks off at least once a day (more if he's not with you)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Vincilagnia (being tied up/tying someone up), Sensory deprivation, Age-Play (only "Mommy/Daddy"-baby), Mild Humiliation (name calling, to a point), JOE/JOI, Orgasm Denial

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Bedroom or couch (mostly bedroom).

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Honestly anything-
Just be prepared to be leave wherever you are and go do the deed with him.

N = No (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)
The usual don't's (Blood, weaponry (knifes, blades, etc.), hitting, etc.). Degrading.
If you say your hurting, BF will stop what he's doing and check-in on you. If you don't wanna do something, then BF won't ever do it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Both but prefers receiving cause he's a bottom

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual. If you ask for him to go harder then he will.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Doesn't mind a quickie but would rather take his time and please you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Nope.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
2-3 rounds with no breaks in-between

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Idk if this counts, but BF loves to use a cock ring and will use it any chance he gets. He also has a collection of vibrators (don't ask) Otherwise, he likes to keep things traditional.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Ehhhh not really unless if he's purposely trying to tease you. He prefers to get straight to it if he isn't doing anything special beforehand.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Moderate to loud moan. Will sometimes let a "Beep" slip and become embarrassed momentarily.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon for the character)
BF is definitely a sub and a bottom. He tries to dom/top when with a guy but will fail most of the time.

X = X-Ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes)
8 inches (it's canon)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
HIIIIIGHHH this bitch needs to be taken care of ASAP

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After taking care of you, he's passing the FUCK OUT.