𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐅𝐮𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 {𝙾𝙽 𝙷𝙸𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂}

𝘽𝙞 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙘 - (𝙆𝙚𝙞𝙩𝙝/𝘽𝙁 + 𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙤)

Here's a little skit thingy that ties into Valentine's Day Mischief and Truly, Madly, Deeply ❤️ I didn't want to give myself a burnout when writing this and skit formatting seemed wayy better for me at the time. Enjoy!

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Our two favorite boys were just told that there's a surprise for them in Keith's room. Keith was pretty optimistic about things and was quite excited about this sudden surprise gift from Cherry. After all, it is Valentine's Day and overall Keith likes gifts. Pico on the other hand was quite uncertain about what would be awaiting them as he wasn't given any specifics on the matter. As the boys made it to the bedroom, they saw the moss green paper bag sitting on the bed.

Keith: Oo! What's this?

Keith went over to the bag, Pico stayed standing at the door. As Keith got closer to the bag, he began to examine the contents in it. He let out a gasp, which added to Pico's concerns.

Keith: Pico! You gotta see this! He says excitedly.
Pico: What is it? He says, making his way over to Keith, standing behind the small blue-haired boy. His facial expression went from concerned to shock to anger in the matter of seconds as Keith pulled out the contents that was in the bag.
Keith: Look at it! Isn't it beautiful? He held up a frilly monochrome dress with a sweet smile on his face.
Pico: OH HELL NO! He yells in anger, storming out of the room. Before he left the room, Pico grabbed the shopping bag and brings it with him.

The smile on Keith's face quickly faded as he placed the other dress on his bed, confused by Pico's reaction. He ran to the entrance of his bedroom and poking his head out to the direction of the ginger's voice. He listened in on the conversation taking place in the living room, not exactly sure what the big deal was. It's 2022 after all! It's completely fine for two adult men to wear things like a dress if they wanted to. Keith was fine with it, as he thought it was actually very manly to for a man to be confident enough to wear feminine clothing. A minute passed and Keith noted Pico making his way back to the bedroom, grumbling something under his breath.

Keith: H-Hey is everything ok? He watches as Pico gets closer to him.
Pico: Just fucken get in there dammit. He muttered, grabbing Keith's hand and dragging him into the room. Keith lost his footing for a second as Pico throws the bag on his bed before going to the door and closing it. I can't believe her. Did you know about this?? He asks, glancing back at Keith.
Keith: No I didn't actually. I think it's a nice gesture though! I mean, the girls do so much for us! We should repay them for their generosity.

Pico: Don't you think I already do enough for [Y/N] as it is dude? He comments, turning around to face Keith. His arms crossed in front of him, a resting bitch face drawn on his face as he furrowed his brows.
Keith: Well yeah. But have you done anything recently that wasn't related to protecting her?
Pico: No... He answers, looking off to the side.
Keith: Well now you can! He picks up the dress that was on the bed, holding it out to Pico. Here! It's not like you'll be doing this by yourself.

Pico: He looks back at Keith. Tch. He grabs the dress from Keith, his face relaxing a tiny bit but still upset. You better not watch me change; it's already embarrassing as it is. Pico turns around, his back facing Keith as he placed the dress on the wooden dresser sat beside him.
Keith: Oh come on! It's not like I haven't seen you naked before! He remarks, turning his back to Pico as he grabbed the other dress from the bag.
Pico: Well this is different dumbass. He takes off his green turtleneck sweatshirt, revealing his now shirtless, scarred body. He places his top on the dresser. We ain't dating, we're just friends. He pauses for a few seconds. Don't you even find this the slightest bit weird?
Keith: Well yeah, but I don't mind! He replies, taking his blue t-shirt off and placing it on his bed. I know Cherry's going to feel special at the end of the day so it's fine with me.

Pico sighs, grabbing the dress from the dresser and sliding it over his head and down halfway to his chest before pausing. His eyes wandered off to the side as he noticed a mirror in front of them, which showed Keith and his now almost naked body. Pico blushed as red as a rose, his widened eyes locked themselves on the sight of his ex-boyfriend. He watched as Keith grabbed his grey, baggy sweatpants from the carpeted floors. His soft, curvaceous figure was being complimented by the sun's warm rays peeking through the semi-open blinds as he grabbed the dress on his bed.
Thoughts ran through Pico's head as he stared at the small boy. Dirty, sinful thoughts. He knew he shouldn't have been having them as they were both already in healthy relationships. Yet, he couldn't steer away from the sight that was behind him.

Keith: Are you all good? He asks, pulling the dress down his torso.
Pico: He blinks a couple times, snapping out of his thoughts once he hears Keith's voice. I uh- Uh... He looks down, noticing his dress isn't completely on him. Pico yanks the dress down in embarrassment. Y-Yeah I'm g-good!
Keith: You sure?
Pico: Y-Yes I'm- He says as he turns around, cutting himself as he sees Keith staring up at him with his big, raven eyes. I-I uh... um... He looks off to the side as his face reddens more, stuttering over his words. S-S-Sure.
Keith: He looks down to Pico's legs before saying: Oh! You forgot to take your pants off. Do you need help? He begins to reach out to Pico's pants.
Pico: He glanced over at Keith, realizing what he's about to do. NO! Pico jolts backwards, tugging down on his skirt in front of him. I-I mean I got it. S-Sorry...

Pico loosened his grip on the skirt before sliding his pants off of his body, revealing his bare legs. He awkwardly tries and grabs his pants from the ground, not wanting the dress to reveal his boxers and.... other things.
Pico manages to grab his beige pants and places them on top of his sweatshirt. He looks over at Keith, who is holding onto a white frilly headband.

Keith: Here you go! He says, smiling.
Pico: T-Thanks... He takes the headband, placing it on top of his slicked back ginger hair.
Keith: He grabs his signature baseball cap from his nightstand prior to holding Pico's hand, stating: Let's head back to the girls ok?
Pico: Fine... He mumbles, pulling his skirt down in front of him.

The two boys leave Keith's room soon after and well, the rest is history-