Hardcase: *walks in a room*
Rex: NO
Hardcase: Heh did you know that the loudest way to open a plastic bag is the quietest?
Rex: I quit-
Hardcase: Oceans are basically blue soup because it has the meat, vegetables and a salty broth.
Fives: Dude even I'm starting to get tired of it. And that's saying a lot.
Hardcase: Birth certificates are basically baby receipts.
Echo: Oh please if fhat were true then we all wouldve been shipped back as soon as we said our first words.
Dogma: How do you know that?
Echo: Because Fives, Droidbait, Cutup, Hevy, and I's first words were, in this exsct order, "mommy and daddy are fighting". That's right. My first word was fighting!
Harcase: What if sleep is our natural state and the only reason we wake up is to gather information for our dreams?
Rex: I quit my job-
Hardcase: If no one from the future comes to stop you then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Rex: I quit my- wait actually that one's not bad. Where'd you get that one from Hardcase.
Hardcase: Oh that one? I got it from my friend Thorne.
Rex: Oh that's cool I gue-
Hardcase: He died 2 days ago.
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Rex: All of you get in the speeder.
Echo: Why?
Rex: Because I'm paying for our kriffing therapy!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
