Anakin: don't think, just do and then regret decisions later
Rex: tough at first but once Im comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit also known as my life
Ahsoka: I don't like to think before I speak, I want to be just as surprised as everybody else at what fucked up shit comes out of my mouth
Obi-wan: 520% done with the war, done with Anakin, done with his two annoying padawans stupid-ass idiocy, done with the jedi, done with you, done with LIFE
Cody: I just exist lmao
Fives: I can be responsible or I can be myself, and well... there's a reason I am always followed by Kix or Jesse with a first aid kit and a fire extinguisher
Echo: just leave my Fives' and reg manuals alone and we won't have a problem
Jesse: forced to be the good one in public but when I'm alone its my turn to be the menace
Kix: sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I say but hey I need somewhere to vent when I live with 4,000 stupid-ass bros
Hardcase: just get me a babysitter lol
Dogma: eat. Sleep. Fight. Eat. Sleep. Fight. Eat, sleep, F I G H T
Tup: eh, I'm just that dude with eternal sadness and the manbun
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
