Anakin: Padme wanted to name the children Luke and Leia but I'm not a fan. Got any name suggestions?
Rex: Cleopatra and Stewart!
Anakin: Uh, no.
Fives: Ooh ooh what about Karen and Bob!
Anakin: Hell no.
Echo: Alright have you considered Anakin and Padme Junior?
Anakin: Seriously Echo. I want my kids to like me not hate me forever.
Tup: Fine what about Nancy and Drew."
Anakin: Where the hell are tou getting thesr names!?
Dogma: Thing number 1 and thing number 2.
Anakin: No.
Jesse: What if you call them Squirt and lil Squirtie!
Anakin: Are those even names?
Hardcase: CALL THEM RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND UNICORN BARF!!!
Anakin: What the fu-
Hardcase: RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND UNICORN BARFFFFFF!!!!!!!
Ahsoka: *clears throat extra loudly and smirks when everybody looksat her.*
Ahsoka: What are you gentlemen doing here at 3 AM in the morning?
Anakin: Discussing nqmes for my future cildren.
Ahsoka: *smirk entensifies* Is that so? Well in that case stop the disscussion boys I got the perfect name already.
Anakin: And that would be...?
Ahsoka: Well Obi-wan and I were talking and we both think a perfect name for the girl would be-
Anakin: Spit it out snips!
Ahsoka: Sandy.
Anakin: *head slowly turns to her with his eyes jumping out if his eye sockets and mouth agape* What did you say?
Ahsoka: San-
Anakin: I heard what you said! What. Did. You. Say!?!
Ahsoka: ... *bursts into sprint*
Anakin: Probably smart.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
