Anakin: Hey master how old are you?
Obi-wan: Oh uhhhh... give me a minute. *counts with fingers* What year is it?
Ahsoka: Is he for real right now? It's 21 BBY dude.
Obi-wan: *pulls out a calculator*
Cody: Sir are you kidding me!? You need a damn calculator to know how old you are?
Obi-wan: plus the one, then carry the two and about 5 to 10 years ago I was... eh so then subtract 6 to 11 and-
Ahsoka: Oh you've gotta be shitting me.
Cody: Were gonna be here all night arent we.
Obi-wan: 37! I am 37 years old and surprisingly still counting.
Anakin: Did you seriosuly need fingers and a calculator to know how old you are?
Obi-wan: Well I didn't think I'd make it this far!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
