They were dueling on Mustafar. Anakin kept an mildly cool head. But Obi-wan's rage from 10 years is finally boiling to the surface. He was about to go off.
Anakin: You underestimate my pow-
😡Savage mode activated😡
Obi-wan: Are you dumb or just fucking special? I have been training you for 13 long ass years and you still think having some mystical bull-shit force power will save your three little bitch limbs when I chop you up like Darth Maul? Not only am I more skilled then you, IM ON THE MOTHERFUCKING HIGH GROUND!!! Haven't you ever ready the art of war? It says very clearly in bold never try to fuck with the high ground Anakin. This is honestly the reason your not a jedi master. Your legitimately dumber than sand and more of a whiny emotional shit then your unborn grandson Kylo.
Anakin: 😶
Obi-wan: Also you weren't my brother Anakin. I never loved you.
*Proceeds to cut off his three little bitch limbs, takes light saber and smiles*
Anakin: I hate you!
Obi-wan: Great. Glad were on the same page.
The end I hope you enjoyed. Also just to clarify this was the only chapter.
Goodbye.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
