*At 79's*
Jesse: Hardcase no.
Hardcase: Hardcase yes.
All the other men: Hard-case! Hard-case! Hard-case!
Hardcase: Here goes nothing. Wish me luck and warn me if the captain comes Jesse. *activates karaoke mode*
Jesse in the corner: *taps com* Captain. Help me. Come to 79's down in the lower levels and arrest Hardcase.
Rex on com: but he's your bro-
Jesse: Dew it! *turns off com and then internally dies when he sees the song title*
Hardcase in his epicly bad singing voice: JesSe iS a fRiEnD of MinE, yEAh I knOW HeS bEEn A gOOd fRiEnd oF mInE, bUt laTely SoMeThiNgS chAngED AnD I dOnT tHiNk iTs haRd tO dEfIne...
Jesse: oh God no...
Hardcase still singing bad: JeSSe's got a gIrl aNd I WaNt tO mAkE HeR MINEEEEEE!!!
*literally everyone stares and laughs at Jesse*
Rex: *stands in doorway* oh lord what did I walk in to?
Jesse: Captain! Oh thank goodness your here! Arrest that ma- Rex!? Are you dancing!?
Rex: no.... what its catchy. Oh and by the way Who's this lucky lady?
Jesse: why. Why me. God what have I don't to you to deserve this mostrosity!?
Hardcase still in mid song: AnD sHeS waTcHinG hIm wItH thOse eyEs, aNd shEs lOvInG hIm wiTH ThaT boDy I jUsT knOw IT, aND hEs hOlDing hEr In HiS arMs lAtE, LatE aT niGhT
Rex: late at night. Have you been sneaking out Jesse?
Jesse: Hardcase you [beep] I'm gonna [beep] kill your sorry little [beep] and you'll wish that you were [beep] dead!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
