Kix: Commander down! Commander down! She's bleeding out sir!
Anakin: Oh no Snips! Ahsoka what happened!?
Ahsoka: Uh... I got shot?
Anakin: Well no shit. I was hoping for more deta- nevermind. Quick what's your type?
Ahsoka: Blondie boys.
Everybody: *stares at Rex with a shit smirk*
Ahsoka: Tall. White armoured 10 year old man soldiers with butterflies on their helmets. Name starts with R. Ends with Ex. I'm literally sitting right next to him!
Rex: *proud smirk* Even while dying She's as sassy as ever. *then realizes what she actually said*
Anakin: Uh... I meant your blood type.
Ahsoka: Uh... red? Maybe?
Anakin: MAYBE!?!
Ahsoka: How should I know! Just ask my brother.
Anakin: WHICH ONE!?! THERE IS LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF THEM!!!
Ahsoka: I dont know. Ask Sixes. Or Tuplet paper. Ooh or maybe Echooh.
Kix: Alright shes clearly delirious. She didnt even try to say my na-
Anakin: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FOR GOD SAKES SOMEBODY TELL ME HER DAMN BLOOD TYPE!!!
Fives: Ooh ooh pick me! Pick meeeeeeeeeeeee-
Anakin: WAT SI- FIVES!?! WHAT!?
Fives: Its purple!
Echo: No brother its obvously brown.
Fives: How would you know!?
Ahsoka: *in the middle of dying*
Tup: Guys calm down. Its clearly red.
Fives: Yeah that's what she said! WHILE DELIRIOUS!!!
Tup: Oh look at her.
Ahsoka: *literally bleeding out*
Tup: She's fine. Definitely not delirious.
Echo: Well shes certainly not normal!
Tup: Was she ever-
Ahsoka: *dies*
Tup: AB! That's what it is- oh. Well that's what it was.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
