Rex: Alright which one of you left your dirty socks in the cafeteria?
Jesse: Not me.
Kix: Not me.
Hardcase: Pobably Kix.
Kix: What!? No!
Rex: Ookaay-
Hardcase: It just feels like something you would do.
Kix: Yeah well at least I didn't spill blue bantha milk on the couch cushions so the General and Cimmander wouldn't see, Hardcase!
Rex: You what?
Hardcase: *breif panic attack* Well at least I didn't break the vase in the Captains quarters while sneaking in uninvited then hiding it, Jesse!
Rex: I knew something was missing in there! I thought I was going crazy.
Jesse: Hey I'm not the one who ran over Rex's pet jawa by stealing his turbo speeder and blamed it on the next door neighbors!
Rex: ... You killed Hudjnfk...?
Kix: Well at least I'm still a virgin!
Rex: *has a not brief panic attack* WHAT
Jesse: ... Hardcase has a secret girlfriend and technically he's only 10!
Hardcase: Dude wha- damn it.
All of them: *praying for dear life*
...
Rex: Yep that's my man right there! Alright Hardcase your free to go.
Jesse: What!?
Kix: What!?
Hardcase: hehe losers.
Jesse: Are you kidding me?
Kix: You know what, I'm out of here.
Rex: YOU TWO SIT DOWN
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Clone Wars Randomness
MizahBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
