Hardcase: Dude if I'm 99 pounds and I eat 1 pound of nachos, am I 1 percent nacho?
Fives: Yay this again!
Echo: Ugh this again.
Hardcase: If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
Rex: Oh my fucking god! WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING AHOUT THIS!?!
Hardcase: Dudes which orange came first? The color or the fruit?
Fives: Huh? Oh you got a point there.
Echo: Oh dear god make it stop.
Hardcase: Bro if I step on a cheerio am I considered a cereal or serial killer?
Tup: ... both?
Hardcase: If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered a 'beef'?
Kix: DUDE YOUR ALREADY MAKING KE QUESTION MY LIFE XHOICES ISNT THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU!?!
Hardcase: If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?
Tup: *covering Kix's ears* Please stop.
Hardcase: If you leave the shower clean, than how does your towel get dirty?
Rex: *aggressively rolls eyes*
Hardcase: If apple made a car, would it still have windows?
Rex: Alright that's it. Im going to bed forever.
Kix: I'll just go drive myself to therapy than I guess...
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.