Ahsoka: Ew Skyguy your breath is even worse then usual today.
Anakin: Well I'm sorry but- wait. More then usual?
Ahsoka: Bleh! Why does it smell like that!?
Obi-wan: do you really want to know?
Ahsoka: yes
Anakin: no
Obi-wan: his breath smells like bantha shit because Anakin thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Ahsoka: I'm sorry what?
Anakin: tis true snips. The last time I used my toothbrush it turned every single tooth pink. I couldn't smile for a week.
Ahsoka: *stifling laughter* yeah okay. *watches Anakin walk away and leaned toward Obi-wan*
Ahsoka: I'll bet a million credits your behind that.
Obi-wan: you know me so well.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
