Basically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well.
Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
Obi-wan: Rex where is Anakin? And what is he doing?
Rex: He's doing stuff.
Obi-wan: I see. Then where is Cody?
Rex: He's trying to stop Anakin from doing stuff.
Obi-wan: Mhm. Should I even ask where Ahsoka is?
Rex: She's trying to stop Cody from stopping Anakin from doing stuff.
Obi-wan: I'd expect nothing less. But I still got one question. Why aren't you helping them?
Rex: *stares calmly* Because I have to distract you so you can't stop Ahsoka from stopping Cody from stopping Anakin from doing stuff.
Obi-wan: Rex, I swear to- *was interrupted by Anakin running down corridor with Ahsoka on his back, they had all light sabers activated*
Ahsoka: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!!!!!
Obi-wan and Rex: *watches anxiously as Cody pops into view with his normally dark hair turned pink as he stomps toward Anakin and Ahsoka*
Cody: Alright I guess your dead bodies will have to do then.
Obi-wan: I want to be mad but I just can't.
Rex: Two highly trained jedi's armed with light sabers and the force against a clone with anger issues. Who do you think will win?
Obi-wan: *scoffs* Anakin never stood a chance.
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