Jesse: hopefully Hardcase will get his license soon.
Fives: unfortunately Exho made me promise to get him the safest speeder available.
Rex: Bruh. The safest car is the one he isn't driving.
Hardcase: Tjat is not true!! I've caused many accidents as a pedestrian!
Rex on verge of a heart attack: please tell me you didn't pass your test!
Hardcase: oh don't worry Captain. I did! Now that I have my license I'll be able to drive you everywhere.
Everyone but Fives: *faints*
Hardcase: Wow and they think I'm the idiot!? I never even got my learners permit amd they thought I was actually volunteering to take a test to get a license!? HA!!
Fives: so wait. Did you or did you not cause accidents as a pedestrian?
Hardcase: oh no that I did. Constantly.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.