Cody: *shot in chest and is literally in mid-death* Rex... Rex...
Rex: Fives get the medic!
Cody who is delirious: what's his name.
Rex: um his name is Kix. Speaking of Kix he's here.
Cody: hehe. I bet he kix ass.
Kix: sir please don't. You need to be quiet so I can concentrate on helping you not die.
Cody: what do you call a medic trooper named Kix?
Kix: sir. Please. Stop.
Cody: a Medkix hahahah- *immediately dies*
Kix: not my problem anymore. Good riddance Commander. You will not be missed.
Rex: HJDHCJDOJBCJDJKKSJXHLA KIXXXX!!!!!
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
