Grant: *Fucking depressed*
Henry: *sigh* I'll get the antidepressant.
Henry: *yeets Shawn at Grant*
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Sammy: Jack, what the fuck is that???
Jack holding a rooster: it's a chicken.
Wally walking past: Hey Jack, nice cock-
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Wally just staring at Jack.
Jack: Uh...why are you staring at me?
Wally: Staring at your face makes my brain smile.
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Shawn and Grant just chilling during the weekend.
Shawn: Bacon and eggs is a days work for a chicken, and a lifetime commitment for a pig.
Grant: You make me age faster every time you speak.
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Bendy crawling up into Henry's lap: Hey Hen, you feelin okay? Ya look tired.
Henry: I am swift as a gazelle. An old one. With arthritis. Run over by a Land Rover. Eight days ago.
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Jack: Walls, why are you on the floor?
Wally: I didn't fall! I'm just fighting the floor.
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Sammy: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Norman: You drive me insane...
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Wally: I like to be optimistic. It pisses people off.
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Wally: I'm bored, argue with me about something.
Sammy: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an opponent so clearly unarmed.
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Grant: after millions of years of evolution, I'm still a disappointment.
Shawn in the distance: What in the FuCk did you just-
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Y'know when ya just have the strong urge to pet someone's hair but resist because they might disown you? In that case, lemme go pet my dad-
Also hey I'm outta requests still so if ya still want this book to continue, cuz I'm outta ideas for batim stuff at the moment.
