Ahsoka: Bruh.
Obi-wan: on the 6th day of the clone war my General gave to me
Maul: six brand new enemies
Obi-Wan: Ah! What the heck is he doing here!?!
Maul: you invited me
Obi-wan: oh right... carry on.
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four defective clones
Padme, Satine, Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train
Obi-wan: on the 7th day of the clone war my general gave to me
Ahsoka: seven jedi master betraying me
Anakin: Hey!
Ahsoka: Dont worry Anakin, your not a jedi master
Anakin: Aw thanks snips- wait HEY!!!
Maul: Six brand new enemies
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four deformed clones
Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train
Obi-wan: on the 8th day of the clone war my general gave to me
Yoda: eight hundred years old and counting
Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me
Maul: six brand new enemies
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four deformed clones
Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Anakin: and a bratty padawan named Ahsoka to train
Obi-wan: on the 9th day of the clone war my General gave to me
General Grevious: nine new lightsabers
Yoda: eight hundred years and counting
Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me
Maul: Six brand new enemies
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four deformed clones
Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train
Obi-Wan: on the 10th day of the clone war my general gave to me
Ventress: ten new bounty jobs
Mother Talzin: WTF I TURN AROUND FOR 2 SECONDS AND YOU BECOME A KRIFFING BOUNTY HUNTER SCUM! WHAT THE ACTUAL F-
General Grevious: shut up Ventress. Shut up Talzin. nine new lightsabers
Yoda: eight hundred years old and counting
Ahsoka: seven jedi masters betraying me
Maul: Six brand new enemies
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four deformed clones
Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train
Obi-wan: on the 11th day of the clone war my General gave to me
Mace Window: eleven... thousand jedi dying horifically *glares at clones, mostly Rex*
Fives: it's your fault for being so stupid. Honestly this is what I was trying to warn you all about. But you were so arrogant, blind, deaf and stubborn to believe your own trooper!"
Everyone: 🙃
Obi-wan: yes Fives we get it. Were stupid. Moving on!
General Grevious: nine new lightsabers
Yoda: eight hundred years and counting
Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me
Maul: Six brand new enemies
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four deformed clones
Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Anakin: and a bratty padawan to train
Obi-wan: on the 12th day of the clone war my General gave to me
Bo-Katan: twelve mando's dying
Mace Window: 11 thousand jedi dying horrifically
Ventress: 10 new bounty jobs
General Grevious: nine new lightsabers
Yoda: eight hundred years and counting
Ahsoka: seven jedi betraying me
Maul: Six brand new enemies
The 501st: Fiiiiives and his team
Rex: four deformed clones
Padme, Satine, and Lux: three ships a'sailin
Chancellor Palpatine: two siths a plott'in
Obi-wan: EVERYBODY NOW!!!
Everyone: And a bratty padawan to train
Oki that's the end. I hope you enjoyed it. This is the official first chapter of my nonsense. It's not really a one shot book per se, just random stuff that weird ole me is coming up with at 3 A.M. This includes memes, skits, other things, but also what I think the clones do in their spare time. I hope you keep reading but if you don't that's fine too. But for now I bid you farewell. Goodbye for now noble reader and may the force be with you.
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Clone Wars Randomness
HumorBasically a book filled with everything the clone wars. And the occasional bad batch as well. Not particularly one shots but definitely still hilarious.
12 days of the clone war
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