Sneezes

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I'm in the mood for more humor...

It started with Uther.

The man had been sneezing all day, blaming and yelling about sorcery. Arthur came over to help, but soon found himself sneezing too, like he had pepper in his nose. 

Gwen came over to help the prince, only to sneeze the whole way home, infecting Elyan as he walked to practice. 

Arthur and Elyan infected Gwaine and Leon, who infected Percival and Lancelot, and the 6 where sneezing all practice, the others backing up. 

Mordred caught the sneezes to, every time he sneezed would send something exploding. He ran to Gaius to get it fixed before he was killed.

Gaius couldn't help the boy, and caught the sneezes himself, achooing left and right. 

Pretty soon everyone in the castle was sneezing, all but Morgana and Merlin. 

They hid in her room, trying to find something to stop the sneezing. 

"We could wear masks!" Merlin thought out loud, pointing to the fabric in Morgana's hands.

"...Or we could enchant them." Morgana added. "I have magic." 

Merlin shook his head. "Way to risky. That spell takes all your concentration and it takes a while to cast."

Morgana nodded, then stopped. "How do you now about that spell?"

Merlin paled. "Um."

Morgana's eyes widened. "You....." She backed up. "You studied magic for me." 

She went over to hug the warlock, who sighed in relief. 

"We need to get the ingredients for the spell." Morgana concluded, opening the door.

Merlin nodded and followed. 

Both of them stopped as a tingle reached their nose. 

"You have it to?" Morgana asked, fear evident in her eyes. 

Merlin nodded. "Oh no-" 

They both sneezed, causing Camelot to explode in a furry of stone and chicken feathers.

I need to sneeze-RUN!


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