Ryan: Why?
Adam: WE DON'T HAVE A MAID!!!
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Jack: Do I look hot?
The cop who's taking his mugshot: Please stop asking.
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Ryan: Do you ever think-
Jack, screeching: NO, AND YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEEE JDUDISUDUSUDHAJSKKFOWUFHDBCIOSKDJDN!!!!!
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Ryan: *Hides in pantry to avoid murderer*
Ryan: *Quietly tries to open a bag of chips*
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Jack, introducing the band: Hey, I'm Bad*ss,
Jack: *Points at Adam* and that's smart*ss
Jack: "Points at Ryan* and that's nice *ss.
Ryan and Adam:
Jack: And we're AJR!
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Ryan, drunk: You know, you guys get me. Like, I kinda wish we were siblings.
Adam and Jack: .......And we kinda are siblings, Ry.
Ryan: *Gasp*
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Jack: Oops, I murdered the dance floor, call the cops!
Ryan: *Dials 911 because he's genuinely scared that Jack got possessed by a demon while dancing*
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Ryan: Z is just a sideways N.
Adam: Get out of my apartment.
Ryan: Zo.
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Ryan: I'm fine, people get shot all the time.
Adam: No, they mostly get paper cuts.
Jack: ...........I mostly get shot.
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Critic: Do you take constructive criticism?
AJR: We only take cash or credit.
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Adam: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Ryan: It's kind of complicated, but Jack-
Adam: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Adam: Sometimes I wanna go bungee jumping and hope the rope snaps.
Ryan: Adam, I think we need to get you some help....
Jack: Haha, same though.
Ryan: *Aggressively hugs them* NO!
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Adam: Damnit, Jack!
Jack: What?! It wasn't me!
Adam: Sorry, force of habit. Damnit, Ryan!
Ryan: It wasn't me either!
Adam: Oh....
Adam: Then who set the apartment on fire?!?
Jack:
Ryan:
Adam:
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Jack: *Jumps over his problems*
Jack: Parkour!
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(AJR at a restaurant)
Jack, to the waiter: Can I have a milkshake with three straws?
Adam and Ryan: Wha-
Jack, sticking the straws in his mouth: Yo, watch how fast I can drink this.
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.
