Tingles Raveng: The Tingling

Chapter 47: The Fated Duel

Chapter 47: The Fated Duel

AN: Hay guays, it acterally happeneded! I'm on tvtroops now! I KENT BELEIVE IT! Tank u to hooever did it! if aniione else hear is a troper, you can help add tropes yourself if you want! And now...we will have...AN EPIC BATTLE! ONE TO LAST ALL AGES! I hop tim lasts only 2 moar minuets untie he dyes! Link and Linkle will finally meet! WHO WILL BE VICTORIEOUS?! FIIIIIIIIIIND OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUT!11111111111111 Also, stay tuned for the BIGGEST TWEEST EEEEVVVVVEEEEERRRRR!11111111111111111

Chapter Fordysex Recap!: Dooor nocks, its KAREN!, she joneeids the team, its all goin accordion to plan, Linkle is hunting doen lonk, and its also going accordingly to plan!

Chaptre beggin!

"Dere he iss," Lokle wispered. "I cold keel him at any monument." Lunkle was wright ootside (AN: GEDDIT!1111) Loox's hoose.

"But-" said marugula but he wasnt able to fines as Lon'qu through him into spaec.

"MAGGIELOR U STUPED EG YER BEAN 2 LOWD!111111"

"Ho sade dat!" Lynk rolerdeaud after jumping out of the window onto his face!

"whoospies!" Linkuru excreamed.

"Hoo r u? and y do u luke lick mii?"

"Moy naem es Linkle an im hear 2 keel u!" sed Linkara.

"o ya ill keel u insted u canta hertz mii!"

"i ken dew wat i wank u r nut the reel sparrow of time!"

"Yes i m!"

"No u aint i will keel u an prov i amda reaal herowe!"

"Oh yah?" lank lanked. "LETZ HAVE A FITE 2 da DEATH, gurl version of mii!"

"YAH, whever whens is da REEL HERU PF TAME!" Linkage fledged.

"ITZ UN!" day both screamed.

"But littered dew u no dat i half a SPETIAL POWER!" Link ejaculated. "I finded dis magical uniform on da ground and it give me SUPER PWERS! its called like a Corrin or someting." Lick was helding one of those majickal umiform things from that Chinese cartoon called Kira or Be Killed.

"o yah I FINDED ONE TO!"

day both takeded oot they're magical uniforms. "It kneads my blud 2 actervate!" Link yolled whist wanking aout his youniform. Den lank and linkle taked out a sheets of paper and cut there fingers with it to get ther blud.

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" day both screamed cuz pepper cutes really heart.

But den...they sturted 2 transfurm! Dare erniforms aturched onto dem and dere was a lung trensfermation sequins and DEN DAY WERE LIKE REALLY NAKES! Da magic uniform was like really small and they were both really unclothd and naks.

"WOW DIS IS LIKE RELLY HOT!" yeled Link.

"I NO RITE!"

"WII SHOLD SECS INSTED IF FITEING!"

"YAY OKAI!"

And den day did some really hot stuffs and it was LIKE SO HOT U GUYS!

But then...Navi walked out! "What the f*ck, why is Link having sex with a girl version of himself?"

"Im linkle! U look stuped!" yellowed Lkle.

"She is stuped! SPOT ANNOYING US NAVEY!"

"Seriously, what is a girl version of you doing here, and why are you f*cking her?"

"dads it!" elled lenk. "Ur doing in your Cage! Wate, i forgetted wii were sposed 2 bii fitin ettother!"

"YEah ill keel u!" llinkedled.

"But ho can u bate mii I HAVE DA MASTER SORD!" he sed taking aut his plastic swerd from the secant chipper.

"Oh yah I HAV E DA MASTUR CROSSBOW!" den linkle taked out a nerf crossbow bow thing.

"ITS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" day yeleled.'

And den there was an HUGHE FITE there weres EXPLOSIONS and den pelpel were bean blasted evrywear and stuffs!

But then...

"WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING WITH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LINK!"

It was...MALON!

"o hay Macaroon." said link.

"Hi link who the F*CK IS THIS BITCH!"

"Im linkle an i like murder."

"Why u LITTLE C*NT STAY AQWAY FROM LINK HES MINE NUT YOURS! ILL KIIILL U!"

"Calm dwn Maroon wii aitn a coup."

"orly?"

"Yah,"sed Jingle. "I was jess trien 2 kiell him!"

"WUT!?"

"wii did have the secs thogh," siad link.

"OH MY FO*CKING GODESES NO ON E CAN SECS WITH LINK DATS IT DATS DA LAST STRAW!" (AN: GEDDIT straw cuz shes a farmer FUNNY!) "If i cant have him NOO ONE CAN!"

Den Malnutrition went SUPER SAYING and she punched da ground so hard that Deleware exploded and volcanos went everywere and antartica melted and Pluto blowed up! And den, Mycroft used her powers 2 make a GIANT GASTEROID startde headin 2 BLOW UP DA HOLE WURLED!

"ONO!" Yelled linki and linkel"

"Ha i hate u so mucho lintel i will OYSTER THE WHOLE WIRED 2 get rid of u!"

"But if you blow up the world, Link will die too," Navi said.

"OH NO I NEVER THOT OF THAT WHADDU WII DEW!" Nolan screamed.

But then...a hooded figure jumped out and punched the gasteroid so hard it completely vaporized into nothing!

"Who da fo*ck r u?" axed Halon. but den da stranger just punched da ground and blasted Marlon away!

"I know who you two really are. I know why you look so much alike," the figure said.

"But hen whu r wii really?!" linak axed.

"You two are..."

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"BROTHER AND SISTER!"

"Wait, WHAT THE F*CK!?" shrieked Navi.

"Kool!" Link an linkle yelled hi fiving eachother.

"OH MY F*CKING GODDESSES, THAT MEANS LINK HAD SEX WITH HIS SISTER! WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THIS STORY!?"

"Bute Howe do u no dis?" asked Link.

The person took of his hood to reveal that he was...TINGLE! "It's because..."

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"Link, I am your father!"