Tingles Raveng: The Tingling

Chapter 37: Unpopular Popplio

Chapter 37: Unpopular Popplio

AN: Poor Popplio, why doesn't anyone like him. My poor, sweet Popplio. So I'm writing this chipter as appreciation for him. And it has a big twist! Just so you know, this chapter takes place before the first chap, so it's like a prequel chapter. (But its Gerald Way better than those dum Star Wars perquels!) Also, I'm sore E that I haven't BEN able to post for a while, but I had band camp for the whole week. It's a good think tim wasn't there, but im Way cooler than him anyway.

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Chaptre beggin!

One day in Alola, Popplio was sad as usual. "I wish I had a friend," he whined.

"I'll be your friend!" yelled Mimikyu, the Pikachu wannabe. And so they became friends, until he became really popular, unlike Popplio. Eventually Mimikyu left for bigger things, leaving Popplio sad and sh*t.

(AN: liek if u cri evrytiem)

Popplio was walking around, being depressed. Then he looked up and saw a tree! But it wasn't just a tree! It was Exeggutor, Alola Form in all of his beautiful glory! "Exeggutor, is it really you?"

"Yes, it is, my beautiful sea lion. You are much better than most people see you, ya know."

"Thank you, Exeggutor!" Exeggutor was seen as a god by the people of Alola, because of how majestic he is.

And then Popplio finally got a friend. Yay!

Meanwhile...

"Agitha, dew u really thing this is a god idea?"

"SHut up, Malon, I'm looking 4 sum bugs! Lots of butgs liive in da porkyman world!"

Then the insane bug catcher spotted a bug! It was...Cutiefly, the world's cutest bug! She was with her boyfriend, Minior.

Suddenly, Agitha jumped out! "Who are you?!" yelled the meteor.

Before Minor could do anything, Agitha screamed, "FALCON PUNCH!11111" blasting him into the sky like Team Rocket with her parasail.

"NO! MINIOR!11111" Cutiefly cuted.

Agitha put on a creeper face. "Come here, little bug. I won't hurt you!"

"Stay away from me!" cried the tiny little cute buggy bug.

"GIVE ME THAT ASS!111111111111111" shrieked Agitha.

"OH, SH*T, STAY AWAY FROM ME!1111111111111111111"

Agitha ran after Cutiefly, eventually catching her with her net. "Let's see how you like being my sex slave! Mwahahaha!"

"HELP!11111111" bugged the bug.

"I'll save you!" yelled Charjabug, the Minecraft bug.

"Ooh, a square buggy! I nevered seened 1 of those bee 4 (AN: GEDDIT!)" And so she left Cutiefly and decided to make Charjabug her sex slave instead.

(AN: I no this seen doesn't have 2 dew with the rest of the story, or at least it doesn't YET!)

Back to Popplio, it was a little bit later, and people were still being mean to him. He had a face like that sad seal picture and was really sad. But then...Oricorio walked up! And it was in its new style, twerking style!

"Hey, loser!" she twerked. "If it isn't the loser sea lion!"

"What do you want, Oricorio?" Popplio growled.

"I want you to know how much of a loser you are! You are a disgrace to everyone and everything, and no one will ever love you!"

Popplio got onto the ground and started to cry.

"Hey, leave him alone!" exclaimed Exeggutor.

Before Exeggutor could do anything, Oricorio took out a rocket launcher and shot it at the tree!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!1111111111111111111111111111" screamed the water starter. "YOU HURT MY FRIEND!111111111111111111111111111111111"

The twerking bird smirked. "Oh, well, he deserved it, so it's fine."

Popplio came up with a great idea, and got an evil grin on his face. "Hey, Oricorio."

"What, you f*cking loser."

"HYDRO PUMP!11111111111111111" Popplio blasted the twird into bits with hydro pump and then ate the soaked remains. "Yes, this is what I should've been doing the whole time. I don't need friends, I need victims. I need to murder!"

And so Popplio began his killing spree.

Later in Hyrule,

"Mwahahahahah im sew eeevil now!" yelled Tingle. "If only i waz stronger so dat i could keel moor peple and den maybe turn into a fairy!"

But then, Popplio just happened to walk by! "Wait, you're evil?" he asked.

"Yes, why does it matter?"

"Because I'm evil, too! I like to murder and eat people!"

"Wow, twinsies!"

Popplio put on an evil face. "I have a great idea. If we could combine together, we'd be much more powerful and could kill more people!"

"But Howe do u expect we do that?"

"There is an ancient technique that allows humans and Pokemon to combine together. It is called Burst."

"Well, lets try it!"

"Okay, now lets begin!"

Popplio began the ritual by drinking each other's blood and doing the Gangnam Style dance. And finally, the sea lion said the magic words to begin the transformation. "PENGUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!111111111111111111111111111111111111"

With a flash of light, the two became one. "Hey, I don't look any different!" Tingle stated. "And I don't feel any new powers either!"

"Yes, that is strange," Popplio noted, being just a voice in Tingle's head. "But I think that it'll just take some time for our powers to emerge. But for now, lets just kill some mofos."

"I agree!" Tingle grinned, as he could finally cause some real trouble.

AN: Wow, what a twist! Tingle actually had Popplio in his head the whole time! And when will he start having powers? Find out! Later. By the way, I know that I haven't made that 4th of July special yet, but don't worry, as it'll come out eventually, even if it isn't for a while. BUT IT WILL COME EVENTERALLY! Tim will also die eventually, ha! But anyway, you'll see Popplio again before long, and maybe even Cutiefly and Minior!

Next time on Tingles Raveng: The Tingling:

"Ehehehehehehehehe!"

"Can you please stop making that noise?" Dry Bowser grumbled.

"No! Ehehehehehehehehe!" It was...Echo the dolphin!?