Tingles Raveng: The Tingling

Chapter 29: No Punctuation Period

Chapter 29: No Punctuation Period

AN: Have u ben redding my other fanfic? U shold becuz its cool! I wanted 2 make this chap have an enteresting formerla by having no punctuation! Hopefelly navi isnt madd. I don cair if tim is, since hes a d bag.

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Chaptre beggin!

Navi was walking around like normal but something was off Something seems strange she said What the Hell Where is the punctuation

Its been lik dis 4 da hole day said Link But i don relly car this is fun

Damn it yelled Navi I hate it when there isnt any punctuation in fanfics But maybe there are some ways to stop this Lets see I need to test what we can use I already know that periods question marks exclamation points commas quotation marks and apostrophes dont work but maybe if I say a lame pun then the author will have to add an authors note and prove whether or not they can be used

Navi said a lame joke

I dont understand why Im so sad about this Navi said I thought that Id be happy to not have any periods AN geddit because girls hav pereods and pereds ar in punctiontation Oh wait that was a trap damn it

Ha laughed Navi That was easy I just proved that parentheses and colons aren't able to be used Now I just need to think about how to make this easier to read Maybe if I put another symbol that doesnt count as punctuation like a number for example2 Yes1 I finally solved the problem1 All I need to do is use number replacements for each punctuation mark1

AN All numbers have been banned

That mother f cker yelled Navi Well at least I know that asterisks are banned

Aha

I can just make an extra line every time a sentence ends

That makes this a lot easier

AN No more line breaks Well then how the f ck do you expect to write a story complained Navi Whats wrong with you you monster AN Oh I am more than a monster By the way capital letters are now banned because they help indicate the beginning of a sentence what yelled navi you are a terrible terrible person please make this stop an no way i can do what i want actually im getting rid of spaces to because they help the story and im evil and want to put you through hell no screamed navi lookslikethenospacethinghasstartednowthereisnowaytounderstandanythingeverythingisreallyconfusingandalsoeffutimeiamevilandnowjustforfuniwillreciteromeoandjulietbutwithnopunctuationlinebreaksorcapitallettersbegin

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AN: Okay, I'm done. This is exhausting.

"Thank goddesses," sighed Navi. "I'm glad that's over."

"By the way Navi" link sed

"Oh, crap. I think I know what's about to happen."

"youknowwhatilikechickenitsreallyyummyalsofishsticksbutchromlikesthosemoresoillsticktofingerlickingoodchikcenlikeyoucangetatkentuckyfriedchickensomuchgoodsomuchyumalsoidonthavetodothisimjustreallyevilandwanttoannoyyoubutimstillbadatspellingthoughihadaspellingbeesonetimeandispelledwifelikeweefireallylikemurderialsohateyouimsoreallymeanandstuffyayimnotsurehowlongishouldkeepdoingthisactuallyimgettingboredimleavingtogosexupsomechicksinceeveryonelikesmeseeyabyeloser"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—," Navi shrieked.

AN: Well, dat was wired. At least itz over now. Bi the way, Iam now the woodwind capitan for the South Sumder Hi sclool 4 nex year! Im soo haply! I no i deserv it. At least timmy isnt in band inymore, that loser. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I just kneaded 2 make up 4 the lack of punctoration in the story.