Tingles Raveng: The Tingling

Chapter 40: Blair Bitch Project

Chapter 40: Blair Bitch Project

AN: We're already to 40! I was just joking when I said that I hoped we'd get to this number on the 20th chapper! But now that we're here, I'm not stopping any time soon. That's right, I still have a lot more stuff to write about! I got some extra time to wright freyday since school was cancelled in Sumter county cuz Hurrycain Hermione. But it wasn't eeven dat bahd today, sew i don't no y it was canceed. and the futbol game was canceled 2, so i dident ghet 2 plai in da band. But don't worry, as I got my very first prompt challenge!, courtesy of DJ Twitch on fanfiction dot net! Here it is!:

I wunna c Blair da bich- I meen, Blare de witch get sluty with Lank and evry1 else get jelus

That's a really good idea, and I'm going to use it for dis chapper! I like the idea sew mucho gusto that dis is canon 2 the story! I wanna shoot timmy oout of da cannon bach 2 China!

Chapter Therdynien Recap!: PROMT CHERLANGE, Bil treenan films secs tape wif sailer moan cosplay guy cactern and mermadook, sakeree coams in an gets mand, fockera is mad 2, billy desids 2 tern strat, he trees 2 kirses gril, he gets purple sreyed, cat and Asian deside 2 troll and sex, dose otter gys steel da sax tape and get ritch, an dere famouse now!

Chaptre beggin!

The Tingling Sensation was partyin all nite because dats wats cool! Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and! Tingle was floating around in a balooooon and Epona was jumping over those pole things like in the alympicks, and WAldo was hiding, and Hannival was eatin peeps, and L was eatin candeis, and Ben was doinf a weird glitchy dance, and Octaveo was tentacel sacs ing with Moo, and Blur was flashing peple becase she s a salute.

Bot also, Lonk was hideng out side behind a tree 2 fite them! "I MUST KIL THAM WITH STEALTHS!1111"

"Link," Navi frantically whispered, "Don't be so loud, they can—," But right then, she had a scaryful realization. "Link, that...that isn't a tree."

"Yes it iz, u losser!" Lik repelled. "Here, look!" Link poked the tree with a stick, until a hand reached out to grab it. "SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!111111111111111111" link screamed.

"Oh, hi!" said Waldo. "I hope you like my tree costume, I worked really hard on it!"

"Well, shi—," Navi said, before they were both chloroformed.

Later:

Navi woke up, tied up in a dark room. Tingel was there too, with an eliv grin on his face. "So, Navi I see that you're awake."

"Come on, Tingle. Just let me out."

"Well, u were the ones splying on us."

"You know I didn't even want to come with Link? But I had to. The Great Deku Tree forces me to follow Link, whether I like it or not. F*ck the Deku Tree. He used to be perfectly fine until those...those f*cking fanfiction goddesses f*cking made everyone out of character."

"I'm fine with everyone being Ouija charactar, since now I'm soooo much better than I used to be. Younger me was just so lame. But my luv of fairies still remains. You know, Navi? I've always liked you. Someday I'll be just like you. But now that I have you in captivity, I guess we'll just have to watch the Tinker Bell movies together!"

F*ck my life, Navi thought. Poor Navi.

Meanwhiiiiile, Blair the slutty cat and sexeh Octavimoe were assigmed 2 watch Lonk in his holding cell. Octavio and Moe weren't paying any attention, since they were tentacle hentaing in the closet.

"Wheer im aye?" he arsked.

"We have you held captive!" Blair said, while nekkid.

"Wow, u hot!" Lnk said turntabled on. "Can u sex wif mii?"