Tingles Raveng: The Tingling

Chapter 8: My Immoral

Chapter 8: My Immoral

AN: Good day ser! I got Pokan Ternament! And ive beeen doin the Spletoon Spletfest! Go teem Snowclones! Bi the way, my fanfic ison Archive of our Own now, so u can chek it out if u want! This chapter is al abot Ebony! Have fun!

Chapter Sevan Recap!: Link and Navi fite bugs, Navi gets confuced, they red books, Jenna comes, link findsout that Zelda cheeted on him withj Tingle, Link swears avengence, and Snap and Loopin masticate.

Chaptre beggin!

Win i was taken 2 sav the word by dat green guy, I was so happi! Butt den that f*king Sara prep ruened it. Know I weel have too get my raveng on her! Im goin 2 drunk her blood after usin crusio on her! And ill lauf cuz ima sadist. I was wearing—(AN: Mii, not Tara. Ill just skip all of the costume porn description sectiens.)

(Later) Togay (Gettit! cuz sensative bi guys are haf gay, and i think dat sencitive bi guys r hot!) i got ina fite with Dally Darkblood an da otter goffs, cuz day all thot that they were goffier than me. But i am much mor ofa goff den day r, cuss Im the originel!

(Later) Today I atatked the hogwarts school of prayer and miracles. All da peeple in it lookd like ma frends from Hogwart, ubut they were very preppy, so i drained there blood. A kid dat lookde like Vampire was dere, but he goff away (Geddit! Cuz Im goff!).

(Later) I founded Snap and Loopin wif ther knew boyfreind, Mr. Bonding! Dey were doin it with that green, guy, lonk! Dobbi was holding da chamra. "Wat da f*k do u thing ur doin!" i yelled eroticly.

Spap, Loopis, and Bobby ran away, but that Link ghuy stayd, lieing clothless on da ground, posing sencually. I used crussio on him, cus ima sadist, but dat just gave him an erudition. The ferry namd Nazi walked in,and when shi saw wat was happning, she ran away screaming. I through lenk oot the windaw.

(Later) I was listnen 2 som GC, when a majer f*oking hottie came! He locked exactly like Gerard Way! He was...Edward Colon! "I luv u!" Said me. "Will u go out with mi?"

"Wait!" yelled somone. it was... Twila Beatiful Psyco Topaz Cullen from Twila The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre?! "I luv u mor! Go oot with mii instead!"

"Wait!" yield someone. it was...Dally Darkblood from Face da Strange?! "No, go ot wif me!"

"Wait!" yold someon. It was... Atlantiana Rebekah Loren from Forbiden Fruit: The Tempation Of Edward Cullen?! "No, I luv u da most!"

"Wait!" yelld Bella Swan, but we tortured her cuz shes a b*ch.

"Egward, who do u chose?" we all said.

"I cant decide, so mabey I could hav all of you! At the same time!" "Okay!" we all sexily yelled. Xcept 4 bela, caus we killd her. Den he took off his shert—

(AN: Ill just scip the lemen sectens.)

(Later) "Wow Edwerd is so hot, jus like Drako and Vampir and Satin!" i suicidally wispered 2 myself.

But den i herd a loud explotion behid me! "DIE YOU MOTHER F*CKER!"

I terned aroused 2 see ho it was. "Vampire?"

"Oh, I'm not a vampire, but I'm going to drain out your blood, drink it, allow it to partially digest, and then vomit it out on your parents F*CKING REMAINS, B*TCH!"

He was...Harry from HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AN: Thas all 4 today! Nex chapter is gonna be abot Link, but yere goona be able 2 see wat happens with Ebony soon enof. The resen thet im not takin abot tim toda is that hes ben away at his gramparents this wekend, so imjust tryin to ferget abot him. Meanie!