Get Yer Facts Straight Bruh

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Reading fanfiction is fun.

It can also be a stress reliever on most days :>

And as such, Transformers fanfiction is just as fun to read.

Plain and simple.

As a reader I can read through most bullshit, even if it is the stupidest shit I have ever seen....

Mainly because I enjoy laughing at your failor to understand simple grammar.

You don't use: k, ur, idk...

Just...no..

*Slaps with fish*

Redo the first grade please.

And save my brain the headache.

But there is one thing that sets me off the most:

Language/Accents

You see, I'm a person that takes pleasure in learning new languages and accents...for fun.

As most know me for my German and Swedish :>

Because tbh...accents are amazing.

To me at least x3

So when you write a ROTF fanfiction...and you get to the part where Scalpel is introduced...

I accept you to get his damn accent right!

Especially since it's a German one.

But....when you ignore the simple facts and say he has a FRENCH accent...

*Slaps with fish again*

Scalpel does not have a French accent.

He has a GERMAN accent.

G-E-R-M-A-N

As proved when his TH's (As in THe) are replaced with a Z sound.

Example:

"We must have ZE brain on ZE table! Chop-Chop!"

There.

Right there.

GERMAN ACCENT! *Shakes fist*

I'm not 100% sure if he also pronounces his W's in a German accent, seeing as he only has a SLIGHT German accent.

But still...

IT IS GERMAN!

Fakten ins Reine bro!

^Also German c:

~Ze Majestic Llama Who Hates It When People Get Dem Accents Wrong~

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