Remember in my last rage moment when I mentioned Mrs.Goree? Well...
HERE'S A FUCKING RANT FOR THAT STUPID MOTHERFRAGGING GLITCH!
*Clears throat*
I was going to post this in like....26 days, which is when school ends, but this bitch *eye twitches* I swear she...GAAAHHH!
I can't.
Just
CAN'T
-/\-
You see, I love school.
With a burning passion.
Except when we have too many tests.
....And M.A.P testing.
But besides that-
I LOVE SCHOOL! :D
Yeah, I know. A lot of people call me crazy, but eh. It's just who I am .3.
But I would of course choose Wattpad over school any day...just cuz 030
But then you have this glitch...urggh.
I have NEVER hated a teacher with a burning passion like I hate...
You know what?
Mrs.Bitch
*Smirks* Yeaahhh...that's her new name :P
I have never hated a teacher, except Mrs.Bitch >:3
And before I continue:
Author-Chan: Here's the door for those who (for some reason) are offended by this. *Shows you door* But for those who know what it feels like to have a bitch for a teacher...then enjoy reading \0^0/
*Twirls bat in air*
I swear Mrs.Bitch has it out for me, I swear she does.
Here's how I know:
1.) Today she called on me to read something from the board, and I agreed to. And omfg I couldn't see shit. You see, I've gone...10 months without my glasses because my brother sat on them ._. So I could barely read the board.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT BITCH DID?
I read the board, but had to read somewhat slow, when I'm normally a fast reader. So she says-
Mrs.Bitch: Can someone please read for Hannah? Since she can't read the simple directions.
*Hits wall with bat*
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!? I CAN'T READ THE DAMN BOARD!
My friends know.
Other students know.
The principals know.
HELL EVEN THE JANITOR KNOWS I CAN'T SEE WELL!
So why the fucking hell do you have to be a bitch?
Huh?
HUH!?
HUUUUHHHH!?
ANSWER ME DAMN IT!
2.)
Me: *Silently reading like I'm supposed to*
Other Students: *Talking LOUDLY*
Mrs.Bitch: *Doesn't look* Please stop talking Hannah, or you will get a dentition.
......
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!? I WASN'T EVEN TALKING OLD LADY!
3.)
Me: *Walks past old lady to get to class*
Mrs.Bitch: *Glares at me* Get to class Hannah.
WHAT? YOU WANT ME TO RUN TO CLASS!? I CAN'T RUN IN THE HALLS DAMN IT!
4.)She continues to tell me to turn my work in, and I DO. But apparently to her I DON'T
But you know what's funny?
Today after her class I put my papers in our bin, and walked out. Five seconds later I realized I put it in the wrong bin so I went back to her class to fix my mistake.
Me: *Walks into classroom*
Mrs.Bitch: *Has my paper in wrinkly hand* You put it in the wrong bin, Hannah. *Rips paper*
Can you guys tell me something?
WHY ISN'T THIS BITCH FIRED YET?!
JUST FIRE HER DUMB ASS ALREADY DAMN IT!
5.)This one REALLY pisses me off, and I mean R E A L L Y pisses me off, and I bet it'll piss a few you off too :P
So..we usually read for about...15-20 minutes at the beginning of Reading, but this bitch...
Me: *Reads fanfiction*
Mrs.Bitch: *Walks up* That is a sin! *Takes computer away*
Yeah...fuck you too.
Me: *Reads RP from the other night*
(If you're reading this my rp buddy, I hope you feel my rage too :3)
Mrs.Bitch: *Walks up* That is incredibly stupid, and is a sin! *Takes computer away and hands me a picture book*
Bitch...plz...just..plz...
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
We know you're overly religious, and like to shove your religious beliefs down people's throats.
NO NEED TO SHOW IT OFF!
If you're religious, then good for you. I don't have a problem with people who are, honestly I don't. But this bitch...can go frag herself with a pickle in the aft....D.F ACTIVATED DX
**Rant/Rage Over**
I swear on the day I graduate, which is in 2019-
TOO FAR AWAY ;-;
I swear I'm going to walk up to her, double flip her off, and scream "FUCK YOU!" Then leave like a boss.
I REALLY want to do it...oh sooo bad.
~Till all are one:
*Glares at school super attendant*
FIRE THIS STUPID BITCH ALREADY!
~Hannah~
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