2x18 - Born This Way

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IT WAS A NEW WEEK and we were all in the auditorium getting ready for booty camp

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IT WAS A NEW WEEK and we were all in the auditorium getting ready for booty camp.

"All right, guys. Nationals are just a few weeks away, and it's time to bear down. Now, your singing at Regionals was amazing, but your dancing...It's booty camp time." Mr. Schue tells us.

"Booty!"

"So let's get it going. Five, six, seven, eight. Push yourselves, guys. Vocal Adrenaline takes no prisoners." Mr. Schue says as we dance.

As we are dancing we hear a loud thud on the ground.

"Oh! I'm so sorry." Finn tells Rachel as the music stops.

"Are you okay?" Mr. Schue asks Rachel.

"I'm bleeding." Rachel responds holding her nose.

"Let's get you to a doctor." Mr. Schue says picking up Rachel.

Mike and I end up taking over until Mr. Schue came back.

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It was the next day and we were all sitting in the choir room listening to Rachel tell us about her upcoming nose surgery.

"Oh my God, you're getting a nose job." Quinn comments.

"I'm considering having a minor procedure to repair my deviated septum." Rachel says.

"So, a nose job." I mention.

"Look, I'm... I'm happy with the way that I look, okay? And I've embraced my nose. But let's say I wanted to have a slightly more demure nose. Like Quinn's, for example. I-I would never change my appearance for vanity, but, I mean, the doctor said that it could possibly improve my talent, which would help us all for Nationals." Rachel tells us.

"Possibly? What about the risks? Your voice is amazing as is, Rachel." Mr. Schue reassures her.

"Hold up. Could we all just get real here for a second? I hear that Rachel's got a bit of a schnoz. I mean, I wouldn't know because, like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things that we wouldn't change about ourselves? I mean, I'm sure that Sam's been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reduction. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyways. And I'm definitely sure that Tina's looked into getting an eye de-slanting." Santana explains.

"That's extraordinarily racist." Tina comments.

"I'm keepin' it real." Santana mentions.

"Sorry, Santana. I'm a beautiful person. I'm in love with myself, and I would never change a thing." Tina tells her.

"Is that why you're wearing blue contacts today, Tina? Self-hating Asian." Mike mumbles.

"Not many Asian sex symbols, Mike. I'm just trying to be in fashion and mirror what I see in the magazines." Tina says.

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