Google IRL

By vanasss

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❝Get your Google IRL today!❞ The day when she found a box in the alley, her grammatically-terrible adventure... More

WARNING
Chapter 1: The Amazon Chronicles
Chapter 2: Google is a Pervert
Chapter 3: Admin Permissions
Chapter 4: Suffer and Regret
Chapter 5: Get a hold of Yourself
Chapter 6: Thanks, Baymax
Chapter 7: Who's your Baymax Now?
Chapter 8: Never want to stop Hugging
Chapter 10: It's a Date
Chapter 11: Google Towers
Chapter 12: Google Maps
Chapter 13: Eye for an eye
Chapter 14: Wait a minute
Chapter 15: Very, Good, my good sir
Chapter 16: Where did it all go wrong?
Chapter 17: A question
Chapter 18: An answer
Chapter 19: Dangerous Jealousy
Chapter 20: Revealing the inside
Chapter 21: Betrayal
Chapter 22: End of Season 1
Chapter 23: It's only the Beginning
Chapter 24: The real Pewdiepie?
Chapter 25: Who should I save?
Chapter 26: Save Felix, not the Devil
Chapter 27: Resistance is Futile
Chapter 28: YT Repetition
Chapter 29: Rogue Dragon
Chapter 30: No one trusts Google
Chapter 31: Took you long Enough
Chapter 32: (Pewdarkpie??)
Chapter 33: The Pink Duckling
Chapter 34: Wilfred Chronicles
Chapter 35: Someone's gonna die tonight
Chapter 36: Antiseptic
Chapter 37: Virtual Reality
Chapter 38: Lif£ is ins@ne 01:
Chapter 39: All's Fair Love and War
Chapter 40: Skyscraper Olympics
Chapter 41: Gladiator Googles
Chapter 42: Worst Fiends
Chapter 43: Jet Manners
Chapter 44: Darkiplier
Chapter 45: Sinitite Warfare
Chapter 46: Order from Tokyo
Chapter 47: Too Much Youtube Red
Chapter 48: Google Chronicles
Short History
Yondertand Teaser
Raspy Hill Era

Chapter 9: Not my Problem

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By vanasss

Mark and I walked back to my house. Before I entered to see if it was clear, I could hear the stove going off. My mom must be cooking. About time I had something to eat.

"Mom?", I called out receiving a faint smile.

"Where were you so early?"

"I just went for a stroll...with my boyfriend", I blurted out.

Why did I just call him my boyfriend?

"Oh", my mom paused,"I didn't know you had a boyfriend"

"I'll love to introduce you", I smiled nervously.

This was the only way I could get Mark upstairs. My mom was cooking so she wasn't planning on walking in the living room like she always does.

I walk to the garage door to open it and introduce them.

"Mark, this is my mom", I whispered.

"Nice to meet you", he stuck his hand out to shake hands with my mom. Good, he's acting normal..

"Why, hello there. He seems older than you, Emma"

"Mom, I'll be 19 soon", I whined.

"Yes, that's right. You should sign up for college soon", she smiled as she went back to her cooking.

"Mark and I are going up to my room", I said as we both walked upstairs.

"Don't do anything unnecessary", my mom muttered out loud; her smiles fading away.

I blushed extremely hard as we entered my room again.
That's when I got a text from my phone.

That was Abby on the phone! She's such an amazing friend of mine. We met during high school last year when we had gym class.
We were both so tired at practice we nearly fainted.

Abby: Hi Emma! It's been awhile

Me: Totally! What have u been up to?

I'm going to laugh if she asks me he same thing.

Abby: I met up with a guy at Comic con a couple days ago and now we've been seeing each other!

Me: That's great! I'm so happy for you!

Abby: Also, I was wondering if you'd like to go out to eat. A double date possibly...?

Does that mean I'd have to go with Mark. I actually don't have a problem with that.

Me: Yeah, totally! What time, what day?

She gives the instructions and I close my phone.

"Okay, Mark?"

"Hello"

"Wanna go on a date?", I smile.

"I was not programmed wih the capability to wanna go on a date?-"

"Not my problem", I smile even more.

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