Google IRL

By vanasss

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❝Get your Google IRL today!❞ The day when she found a box in the alley, her grammatically-terrible adventure... More

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Chapter 1: The Amazon Chronicles
Chapter 2: Google is a Pervert
Chapter 3: Admin Permissions
Chapter 5: Get a hold of Yourself
Chapter 6: Thanks, Baymax
Chapter 7: Who's your Baymax Now?
Chapter 8: Never want to stop Hugging
Chapter 9: Not my Problem
Chapter 10: It's a Date
Chapter 11: Google Towers
Chapter 12: Google Maps
Chapter 13: Eye for an eye
Chapter 14: Wait a minute
Chapter 15: Very, Good, my good sir
Chapter 16: Where did it all go wrong?
Chapter 17: A question
Chapter 18: An answer
Chapter 19: Dangerous Jealousy
Chapter 20: Revealing the inside
Chapter 21: Betrayal
Chapter 22: End of Season 1
Chapter 23: It's only the Beginning
Chapter 24: The real Pewdiepie?
Chapter 25: Who should I save?
Chapter 26: Save Felix, not the Devil
Chapter 27: Resistance is Futile
Chapter 28: YT Repetition
Chapter 29: Rogue Dragon
Chapter 30: No one trusts Google
Chapter 31: Took you long Enough
Chapter 32: (Pewdarkpie??)
Chapter 33: The Pink Duckling
Chapter 34: Wilfred Chronicles
Chapter 35: Someone's gonna die tonight
Chapter 36: Antiseptic
Chapter 37: Virtual Reality
Chapter 38: Lif£ is ins@ne 01:
Chapter 39: All's Fair Love and War
Chapter 40: Skyscraper Olympics
Chapter 41: Gladiator Googles
Chapter 42: Worst Fiends
Chapter 43: Jet Manners
Chapter 44: Darkiplier
Chapter 45: Sinitite Warfare
Chapter 46: Order from Tokyo
Chapter 47: Too Much Youtube Red
Chapter 48: Google Chronicles
Short History
Yondertand Teaser
Raspy Hill Era

Chapter 4: Suffer and Regret

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By vanasss

By the click of a button, all those will regret. Or will the suffering regret; but something different?

"What did you do?!", I threw all my panic at Tanisha, making her panic as well.

  "Maybe it's not that bad", she laughed nervously.

  "You idiot!", I yelled,"Google- er- Mark, is capable of a lot of things!"

I stomped over to the closet, opened one of the doors with a fierce pull, and letting her do the rest.

  Tears ran down Tanisha's face as she stared at the crime scene.

  "Oh..m-my god.."

"Uh- yeah, oh my god!", I yelled.

I faced Mark; the evil smile remains on his face.

"Okay, Google. Turn off admin permissions."

"I cannot let you do that", he laughs.

I can feel myself getting angrier. "Turn them off...now", I command.

Mark walks up to me, pushing me against the wall; his face gets so close to mine, I could imagine feeling his breath on me.

"I cannot complete that action", he grins.

  "Google, stop! Get off me!", I yell; trying to push him off of me. He was holding in a stiff lock; in which I can't escape

"Tanisha! Do something!", I cried.

Tanisha grabbed Mark by the shirt, constantly pulling; not even a rip appears from her pull.

Mark leaned in closer to my face.
A look of worry spread across my face.
What the hell is he doing?!

He stares into my eyes; emotionless.

Tanisha gave up on her pulling and stood there; waiting.
Waiting for what?

Mark smirks and releases me; I fall and hit the ground.

"T-Tanisha? It would be best if you left", I pant.

"If that's w-what you want."

She left through the door, thanking my mom, and rides away on her bike.

    I turn around to see that Mark was smiling.

My face gets hot; I walk to Mark and stare at him for a second. He looks back.

Whack

With all my might, I slap him across the face; leaving a red Mark he won't forget.

  His faces stays in the position in which where I hit him.
He slowly turns his head to me.

"You're so adorable when your mad", he laughs.

  I glared at him,"Shut up!"

Mark got into his straight up thinking stance. "Searching in step four, shut up."

"Oh my god..", I sit on my bed, sighing.

"Stop or cause someone to stop talking", Mark states.

  "Yes, that's right...now shut up"

He doesn't make a sound.

I can hear yelling coming from downstairs.
"Emma! Can you run to the grocery store for me real quick? I need some eggs and milk!"

  That's obviously my mom then.
Should I leave Mark here?

"Okay, Mark", I say with the snap of my fingers.

"Hello"

"I'm headed to the store, do you think you can handle coming?"

"I will handle anything you wish me to handle."

  I put my sweat shirt, and that's when it hit me.

"Okay, Mark. We need to get you some better clothes."

"I am only programmed to wear the suitable clothing that was first designed for me".

"Well now, I'm programming you to wear suitable clothing to my liking", I smile.

"Understood"

I sneak out my door and tip toe downstairs; Mark just following normally.

We reach the garage door which is right next to the staircase (thank god).

"Heading out!", I yelled to my mom receiving an "ok".

I get my bike out on the drive thru.
Hopefully this will work..

"Okay, Mark. Get on the bike behind me."

I sit on the bike while Mark is having a difficult process of getting one the back.
  I sigh and get up to show him.

"You on the back like this", I say as getting onto the back.
As I am getting off, Mark sits in the front instead.

"Mark, what are you doing? Your supposed to be in the back. You don't know where the grocery store is."

"What's the Grocery store called?", Mark asked, quicker than a bee.

"Um...Lucky..it's called Lucky", I said, unsure of what he is up to.

He smiles, setting his foot on the pedal.
"Hang on", he says; automatically pedaling the bike as hard as he can.

"Ah!", I yelled as I wrapped my arms around his neck right away.

We zoom off with the bike, way faster than a bee!
I almost got sick during the ride, but something...something made me comfy. Like I never wanted to stop riding this bike with Mark.

We finally arrive at the store. I pull the bike up and lock it.
We enter the building; Mark looking around the place.

  I walk to the cold items aisle, grab my milk and eggs.
(It's a small store)

  I walk up the the cash register with my items and set them down. I have to say, the cash register guy looked pretty cute.

"Hi, I've been watching up from over here and I've gotta say, you have very attractive eyes", the store clerk flirted.

That was a bit strange for a pick up line but it didn't matter, I was still flattered.

  Mark stomped over the handsome employee, an angry look on his face.

"Mark", I whispered,"Don't do anything I'll regret."

"He needs to suffer", he growled.

My eyes widened to his response.











So that was the end to this chapter! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did, hehe.

  And omg guys....100 reads???? That's AMAZING!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
I know it's not a very big number but I am so grateful!
You guys are the best readers....EVER!

Thank you everybody for reading this chapter..
And as always..
I'll see you...
In the next Chapter!!

Bi bi!



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