Optimus , filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Ratchet : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Bumblebee: ..:I personally was created in a lab:..
Smokescreen: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Ratchet : You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Optimus : You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
Smokescreen: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Bumblebee: ..:True, you can be really difficult at times:..
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Ratchet : Good night.
Bumblebee: ..:Sleep tight:..
Smokescreen: Don't let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.
Optimus : Great, now Bumblebee's crying.
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Optimus : Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Smokescreen: Eyy, homie!
Bumblebee: ..:But then there's cootie:..
Ratchet : Die.
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Bumblebee: ..:We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute:..
Optimus : No, that's not how you make cookies.
Smokescreen: FLOOR IT!!
Bumblebee: ..:How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?:..
Optimus : yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Bumblebee: ..:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!:..
Ratchet : DO IT!
Optimus : NO-
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Smokescreen: THEY COME SEASONALLY!
Smokescreen: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!
Ratchet : What- Optimus , are they drunk again-
Smokescreen: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE I GO!
Smokescreen: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Optimus : What does WHAT mean?
Bumblebee, who is the only one who knows what Smokescreen is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Ratchet : WHAT THE FUCK DID undefined FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Smokescreen: I'M TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Smokescreen: IN L.A.
Smokescreen: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Ratchet and Optimus : Oh, for fuCKS SAKE undefined-
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Ratchet : Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?
Bumblebee: ..:Not it!:..
Smokescreen: Not it!
Ratchet : ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.
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hey hey hey
i got grounded :)
but i am back now :D
YIPEEEEEEEEEE (｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ