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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Ratchet: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Bumblebee: ...:I did. I broke it:...

Ratchet: No. No you didn't. Ultra magnus ?

Ultra magnus : Don't look at me. Look at Optimus Prime.

Optimus Prime: What?! I didn't break it.

Ultra magnus : Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Optimus Prime: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Ultra magnus : Suspicious.

Optimus Prime: No, it's not!

Bulkhead: If it matters, probably not, but Smokescreen was the last one to use it.

Smokescreen: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Bulkhead: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Smokescreen: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Bulkhead!

Bumblebee: ..:Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it,Ratchet:..

Arcee: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Bulkhead: Arcee... Ultra magnus 's been awfully quiet.

Ultra magnus : rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Ratchet, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Ratchet: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ratchet:

Ratchet: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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