Incorrect TFP Quotes

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Bumblebee: ..:Arcee doesn't look very happy:..

Smokescreen: That's their happy. They're just a bitch.

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*Smokescreen is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

Bumblebee: ..:Hey, are they sleeping or dead?:..

Ratchet : Hopefully dead, I hated them.

Arcee: Yeah, me too.

Smokescreen, sitting up: First of all, fuck you guys.

Bumblebee: ..:I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise:...

Bulkhead: What's the surprise?

Smokescreen: Blood poisoning.

Bulkhead: Want to hear a hard riddle?

Bumblebee: ..:Sure:..

Bulkhead: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

Bumblebee: ...:down?:...

Bulkhead: N-

Smokescreen: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

Bulkhead:

Bulkhead: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

Arcee: My bad, It's a knee jerk response.

Optimus , holding Bumblebee's unconscious body: WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???

Arcee: I haven't seen Bumblebee and Smokescreen for fifteen minutes now.

*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Bumblebee and Smokescreen running after it in a panic. Arcee doesn't look outside at all.*

Arcee: That probably means they're getting into trouble.

Optimus , watching Bumblebee do something stupid: Smokescreen, you're officially only the second highest risk here.

Smokescreen: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—

Optimus : Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

Ratchet : Where's Smokescreen?

Arcee: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Arcee, shouting: Bumblebee sucks!

Smokescreen, distantly: Bumblebee is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Arcee: Found them.

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